Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies*
People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies* People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
Lovely dog
sm
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
5 apr
Lovely dog sm
CNN @
@CNN
Rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win, scientists have found.
Rats love to play hide and seek, scientists find
stellarmemesupplier stellarmemesupplier
24 sep 2020
CNN @ @CNN Rats can be taught to play hide and seek and they squeal with joy when they win, scientists have found. Rats love to play hide and seek, scientists find
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Single moms on a first date:
No one: Absolutely no one: Single moms on a first date:
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
Does Une
ay?
Le
fond_meme_dealerexe fond_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Does Une ay? Le
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
My kitten can finally (barely) fit into her collar
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Coma
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
oat
that_withoutmods_2 that_withoutmods_2
6 jan 2021
Coma Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest oat
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan 2021
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
Nobody:
Bartenders for no reason:
HighBalls HighBalls
22 apr
Nobody: Bartenders for no reason:
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
Divorce selfie!
I ieee
GodToddHoward GodToddHoward
11 may
Divorce selfie! I ieee
jiggle jiggle
27 apr
is she hot ga kylethe_nub l agree She is hot An