Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Who else is excited
toe,
For a She-Hulk Film?
lil_musty_giffleexe lil_musty_giffleexe
13 oct 2020
Who else is excited toe, For a She-Hulk Film?
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
28 sep 2020
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
MAN BOW
JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN
MAN
MAN BOW JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN MAN
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six
thousand bricks at the wrong address
luistg2012 luistg2012
4 dec 2020
If you're having a bad day remember that these 2 guys unloaded six thousand bricks at the wrong address
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Dogs are in relationships too? What am
I doing wrong
< Tweet
zander
every time i take my dog out for walks she stops to see her boo. it's like romeo and juliet
alxbxmxa alxbxmxa
21 sep 2020
Dogs are in relationships too? What am I doing wrong < Tweet zander every time i take my dog out for walks she stops to see her boo. it's like romeo and juliet
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol
al =
crustytoenailmplol crustytoenailmplol
22 sep 2020
Just bought this cat from PetSmart and I ain't heard him meow since we left the store, maybe he speak Spanish idk lol al =
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
The Simpsons Will Now Only Use
Voice Actors Who Permanently
Dye Their Skin Yellow
BabylonBee BabylonBee
24 feb
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee The Simpsons Will Now Only Use Voice Actors Who Permanently Dye Their Skin Yellow
BEST MOVIE
LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG
(1975)
Poll_man Poll_man
24 sep 2020
BEST MOVIE LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
TinkerbellsCorpse TinkerbellsCorpse
22 dec 2020
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart'
Me (6 mins later):
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
8 jan 2021
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart' Me (6 mins later):