Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
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Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar
General after that stimmy hits.
EN
B4UShout B4UShout
16 mar
Pov: you see me walk in Dollar General after that stimmy hits. EN
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia
Addams in the new "The Addams Family
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
30 sep 2020
Scarlett Johansson will be Morticia Addams in the new "The Addams Family
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with
the homies for an hour
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with the homies for an hour
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
CreamyComb CreamyComb
26 jan
"There's no way you can work off just 4 hours sleep"
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE
THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
Ru5ty Ru5ty
24 nov 2020
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
ALL FOOD MUST GO
TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Trilose
14 apr
ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Divorce selfie!
I ieee
GodToddHoward GodToddHoward
11 may
Divorce selfie! I ieee
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH
WHO IS SHE?
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
15 mar
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH WHO IS SHE?
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Single moms on a first date:
No one: Absolutely no one: Single moms on a first date:
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
GoddessSaigon GoddessSaigon
11 nov 2020
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
1. Iron Stare
2. Private America
3. Thur
4. The Help
5. House Spider
6. Steak Fries
cuntwithspunk cuntwithspunk
24 feb
1. Iron Stare 2. Private America 3. Thur 4. The Help 5. House Spider 6. Steak Fries
Here's my painting i've been working on for a few days now. Too bad no one cares
. : The,
Just_A_Girl_With_A_Brush
24 sep 2020
Here's my painting i've been working on for a few days now. Too bad no one cares . : The,