Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?"
GE
TravieC TravieC
13 jan 2021
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?" GE
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls?
down
TheAwkward1 TheAwkward1
16 dec 2020
if earth aren't is we crushed' round, winy aren't we crushed' when it rolls? down
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
26 sep 2020
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
chappe chappe
23 sep 2020
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned!
God:
Couldn't have sald it better myself.
funnydudeguy funnydudeguy
31 dec 2020
Atheist at the gate of heaven: Huh, well ill be damned! God: Couldn't have sald it better myself.
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me
SS
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me SS
What are you guys having for dinner? - What are you guys having for dinner?
TheYoungCudi TheYoungCudi
28 sep 2020
What are you guys having for dinner? - What are you guys having for dinner?
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2
THIS WOULD BREAK
BOK OFFICE
snoopyWrldwtf_90s snoopyWrldwtf_90s
20 oct 2020
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2 THIS WOULD BREAK BOK OFFICE
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant:
don't even know anymore
ME1K ME1K
27 jan 2021
Vegans when they realize they beat their meat and not their plant: don't even know anymore
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
*Drops Phone*
Me: "Please don't be cracked"
Phone:
FF
HighBalls HighBalls
9 jan 2021
*Drops Phone* Me: "Please don't be cracked" Phone: FF
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
CheeeeseMan CheeeeseMan
26 sep 2020
No one cares but here is my dog - No one cares but here is my dog
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
captainhowdy556 captainhowdy556
24 sep 2020
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far