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    • I wouldn't last a second in the army. The moment someone raises a voice at me my self conscious makes me feel like shit.
      FunKY_CrunCh 14 nov 2019
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    • I am in this picture and don’t like it
      dmcnoonerx 14 nov 2019
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    • Why am I going to re-enlist a third time? Because I'm worthless in the civilian world, and the Marines know it
      crappuchino 15 nov 2019
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      1st_Meme_Division 16 nov 2019
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    • The Army ain't that bad, now if you reenlist in the Marines after being stationed in either 29 palms or Yuma then you've really adapted to that
      thisOneOtherGuy 14 nov 2019
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    • I got out of the Army 3 years ago, that was some BULLSHIT. I can't tell you how many dick heads I had to put up with because I looked a little overweight when my PT score was better than theirs. No shit I look overweight I'm 5'7" and can bench 360lbs, it's just a kiss ass contest.
      T0UGE 15 nov 2019
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    • Marine Corps*
      Julian_Williams64 14 nov 2019
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    • Never sign more than the minimum contract. If you like it, re-enlist. If you hate it, you’re home free.
      mendodo 14 nov 2019
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    • How to survive basic training: dont brain
      JustKyle782 14 nov 2019
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    • Okay guys I'm a 15 year old male and a sophomore in high school and I am thinking about joining the marines, I can currently do 15 pull ups, 62 crunches in 2 minutes and can run 3 miles in 26 min anyone have any tips for improving my times and over all score
      FizzOffical 14 nov 2019
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    • At this point I’m considering joining the military because it’d actually engage me. Right now, everything seems boring and pointless. Im also single so that’s prolly the reason
      dustin_black 14 nov 2019
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    • Re enlisted for the 20k bonus
      AP001 14 nov 2019
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    • At Corry Station rn, which is a Naval Air base, but has every branch of service. The Army drill sergeants literally threw a mattress from the second floor yesterday and yelled at everyone for the better part of an hour.
      Oopsy 14 nov 2019
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    • Lol been there. Civilian life is now equally as soul crushing but at least i don’t have to to pt at the ass crack of dawn anymore.
      SnoozeBuTTon88 14 nov 2019
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    • In the Navy. It's secure work, my job is pretty cool, and I got shore duty in Japan. Yeah, I got time
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    • I crawled into a corner and cried for a while upon seeing the word re-enlist
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    • I've been playing Modern Warfare everyday since it came out. So I'm pretty sure I have more military training than a marine just saying.
      TheBiggestRat 14 nov 2019
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    • STORY TIME. Today I got a brand new team leader from a different platoon. Pretty new e5. Decided he wants so look like the boss or something. I brain farted on some other sgts name over the phone and decided to smoke my shit for an hour and play fuck fuck game the rest the morning.
      Tselinoyarsk 15 nov 2019
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    • I wanted to enlist, but I’m physically unfit because I got real sick. I am very proud of my friends that joined though, and respect/support those serving. I can serve via a desk now but I’m in the process of learning just how to do that lol.
      Danforth_ 14 nov 2019
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    • Navy *
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    • I mean id be a fool to pass up the $100k that’s why I did it
      NOF0RN 14 nov 2019
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    • Honestly I'm just glad I made it through with no divorces and none of my guys married a stripper or got popped for sexual misconduct
      CynicalNipples 14 nov 2019
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    • Why do the always send the poor?
      WeDidntStartIt 14 nov 2019
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    • 1st_Meme_Division 16 nov 2019
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    • Marine here can confirm
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    • Commenting so I can come back and laugh at all the comments and show them to my fellow soldiers.
      KingStank 15 nov 2019
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    • “It’s the most fun you’ll ever have being miserable” -D.S Kowalski
      MrUSA1776 14 nov 2019
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    • Fuck Bradleys, amirite?
      Mojave_Mailman 14 nov 2019
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    • I didn't re-enlist. Feck that.
      yourmomgoeshere 14 nov 2019
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    • You get levels of adrenaline there you won't find anywhere else and people to relate to
      Naughtgate 14 nov 2019
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    • My squad leader did it for the unit hoodie
      TheMadRedCat 14 nov 2019
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    • Beta
      _Doom_Marine_ 14 nov 2019
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    • I'm 7 yrs in now. Yeah, u get use to the bs. oh, shit... BOHICA
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    • Boot
      Cajun 14 nov 2019
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    • Laughs in dd214 blanket
      lapis_life 14 nov 2019
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    • Imagine enlisting into the army
      personoftheplace 14 nov 2019
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    • I could never serve in the army. Not because I dont have the mental capacity, but because I have several physical conditions that make me unable to join and exempt from draft
      The_elder_smurf 14 nov 2019
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    • Don't worry guys. I'm already counting down the number of years I have left. 5 and a half.
      theonlychosenone 14 nov 2019
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    • 10 days till I'm done with my contract bois. Army is big gay dont do it.
      brenden9229 14 nov 2019
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    • Accurate... to be numb is the essence of the E4 mafia
      9Chucky7 14 nov 2019
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    • When you marry the first chick interested in you and have two kids with her, you kinda back yourself in a corner and gotta re-enlist.
      DammitTheDog 14 nov 2019
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    • The money is pretty good ngl
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    • vycolven 14 nov 2019
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    • SofaKingdomm 14 nov 2019
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    • I refuse to fall for this trap I'm getting the fuck out
      aaronisabarbarian 17 nov 2019
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    • 1st_Meme_Division 16 nov 2019
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    • It starts with re-enlistment bonuses, then you're hooked into the retirement
      ViolentMajority 16 nov 2019
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    • Some people just need the structure in their lives
      SwagyNagy 16 nov 2019
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    • Most people leave because it’s the cool thing to do and they wanna “be with their friends and be free”. Not saying that people don’t do good for themselves afterwords, but most of the time it’s just teenagers that didn’t know what they signed up for and leave because they wanna party.
      FuckingRealism 16 nov 2019
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    • I think 18 year olds shouldn't be able to sign ten year contracts. Make the first one 2 years and after that they can reenlist for ten years.
      ChadHosemeier 16 nov 2019
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    • 1 and done. 6 months from my ETS, got my Afghanistan in last year. Fuck battalion and higher leaderships. They wonder why they have such low retention numbers lol.
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    • Is this some kind of crab that lives deep in the ocean? Forgot its name
      Stick_War_Giant 16 nov 2019
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    • FUCK BEING ENLISTED BRO. I gotta be Sergeant Major though.
      ian_the_memegod 16 nov 2019
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    • What animal is this
      itzHuey 16 nov 2019
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    • I’m all for fighting for my country and I’ll sign up right away but I ain’t fighting in Iraq/Afghanistan
      KIM_JONG_UN1 16 nov 2019
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    • Because SFL-TAP is basically 2 weeks of them being like "Good luck being an unemployed, uninsured, homeless piece of shit. You know you need the army."
      MarkoPolio 16 nov 2019
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    • chockblock 15 nov 2019
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    • Marines pussy
      Mantica 15 nov 2019
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    • Bro this army shit is for the birds, I gotta get the fuck outta here
      nortacus 15 nov 2019
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    • I did my six years and got out. No re enlisting for me
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    • I ship in January hiphip hooray
      YaBoiSchwifty 14 nov 2019
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    • The military or retarded
      Stronglad 14 nov 2019
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    • Going into the AF as an officer, fuck enlisting.
      oPosiidon 14 nov 2019
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    • However, it has yet to develop a functional brain
      FrannieDavies 14 nov 2019
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    • Just straight hazing in the marine corps
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    • Once again. The military is taking over iFunny. -dependa here
      ivaldilles 14 nov 2019
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    • Imagine letting go of all your ideals for a paycheck
      YaBoiEugene 14 nov 2019
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    • I'm gonna be in this picture at the end of this contract and I dont like it
      MARVEL_KING_2013 14 nov 2019
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    • Just wish my contract would hurry up so I can have a normal life with a wife and kids
      556_greentip 14 nov 2019
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    • Ha! Relevant....
      BobbySans 14 nov 2019
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    • Marines are the toughest and are apparently starting to search for more intelligent people
      Skyrim_courier_ 14 nov 2019
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    • I joined to play Frisbee
      spartanfruits 14 nov 2019
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    • I’m legally not allowed to enlist because of medical reasons. I’m not sure whether to be insulted or relieved.
      BojackHorseman 14 nov 2019
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    • I'd enlist in the marines if I wasn't as strong as a fucking pencil
      Alternate_Ultima 14 nov 2019
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    • only good soldiers are micah x, chelsea manning, and christopher dorner
      LanceSterling 14 nov 2019
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    • That pension though
      kellywt 14 nov 2019
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    • Peer pressure
      bluefurry24 14 nov 2019
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    • Hurt locker headass
      Cheef_Queef 14 nov 2019
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    • Im really considering joining some branch of the military, any opinions on the subject?
      DroopyBoopie 14 nov 2019
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    • i wanna do the army im in good condition and am a great sniper and have hand to hand combat training as well but i cant run for shit and im a picky ass eater who is terrified of tear gas lmfao
      limee 14 nov 2019
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    • Best way to describe the army is a McDonald's play place. Everyone is scream and chaotic. You try to find the exit but can't so you just stay in.
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    • PorkSword 14 nov 2019
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    • I almost joined the military but the recruiter was a fucking creep so I ghosted him
      breep 14 nov 2019
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    • The Army is a love hate relationship
      lionsquid 14 nov 2019
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    • Some dudes would just rather not try to go live a normal life. It's honestly a bit difficult to go from such structure to just...the world is my oyster.
      ThePavlovian 14 nov 2019
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    • After today’s army day, i feel this meme
      Momsdankmemestash 14 nov 2019
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    • Animal is called a hoff crab just thought I'd mention it
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    • Incoming almost joiners... it’s me... I’m that guy
      OSHA 14 nov 2019
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    • AngryInfantryman your thoughts?
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    • OK I DIDNT NEED TO BE ATTACKED
      CombatMedic 14 nov 2019
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    • birbss 14 nov 2019
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    • Only 18 fucking comments?
      yowutup 14 nov 2019
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    • Ok boomer
      diego107119 14 nov 2019
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    • Ha, sounds like my old relationship
      Almmond_Milk 14 nov 2019
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    • 60k tho
      SquidNoises 14 nov 2019
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    • How the fuck did I get featured at 3 likes?
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    • Joining Army sounds retarded other than the financial perks. All that damn long distance running, getting yelled at for anything, risking your life for the interest of cooperations, and staying in the barrocks with a bunch of dudes(pretty gay)
      Dickgang 16 nov 2019
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    • Leaving for basic in 3 days, let's go
      nativedavid33 15 nov 2019
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    • I go to BT for the army January 13th
      YourMfMom 14 nov 2019
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