• "Why can't I play in the
abandoned copper mine,
Mommy?"
BECAUSE JOE HART
DIDN'T CLEAR OUT THE
VAMPIRE DENS.
VOTE IAN KOBE Wanna
a arizonaconservativegal
Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country
where the state mine inspector is an elected
position
Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political
ads of all time, straight out of 2014
a markrial
I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought
they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire
e kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism
the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the
abandoned copper mines is also not great
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    • Bruh, if I was young like that and had an abandoned mine nearby you bet your ass I'm going to play in it
      Tony_TNT 24 jun
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    • In Arizona we have lots of fun recreation activities for the whole family: come see a cactus, run around in the desert, see snake, play in abandoned copper mine, get assaulted by the sun, stumble across a cartel deal and disappear, smoke the toad poison, and chew on the little cactus
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    • Mines are awesome. Dangerous, but awesome. You can find leftover ore sometimes, and often cool rocks
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    • Mines are great. Fun to be in and dig
      dr_sack 24 jun
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    • Used to live in arizona a couple miles from a sulfur mine and now when i look at eggs i think of sulfur
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    • We don't have vampire bats. Just another example of the blatant ignorance of tumblr
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    • Joe Hart was the worlds best goalkeeper at one point
      CharliXCX 24 jun
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    • Actual vampire mines in virginia, some kid did a class project on it, which ended with telling us the person who was murdered in there was a closed case
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    • Tumbler.
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    • Yeah but did y’all hear that vampires can suck good?
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    • Well why on earth would ex-man city and england goalkeeper joe hart be clearing vampire dens in the first place
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    • Shit, what else is there to do here? I love going to mines
      jerms 24 jun
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    • I drive around AZ looking for cool places off-road and have found a few caves but never found a bat in one
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    • anyone else like roll their windows down barreling 120mph down the I-10 and feel the brisk 117 degree heat hit your face
      Manixprod 26 jun
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    • Wait, that isn't normal?
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    • i live in arizona and i didn’t know we had a mine inspector, or vampires.
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    • Someone needs to give their campaign manager a raise
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    • That's probably why he's a write-in candidate
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    • ... vampire bats aren’t native to Arizona... or the US for that matter
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    • Dude. My favorite part about playing in the mines used to be you just lost the game.
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    • Elder Scrolls quest niggas
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    • It the Wild West you play where you can lol
      rambeaoux 24 jun
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    • Did he win?
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    • They were folklore vampires. Good people. Didn’t get a lot to eat tough. Had to sacrifice my mortality for them. Sweet deal though.
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    • Did you see his pic on the ballot info sheet? Straight up cowboy from a western town.
      RickC1377 24 jun
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    • why would I ever let my hypothetical 4 year old play there
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    • Foundry 24 jun
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    • gosh she's such a cutie!
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    • Park's closed due to AIDS so they play in the abandoned copper mine
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    • NORIGOD why do you have kids playing in copper mines?
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    • Am I just an asshole or do those pictures of sad babies just make you want to punch 'em.
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    • Me and all of my friends (we from AZ) wouldve loved nothing more than to go digging in some copper mines...
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    • This sounds like a Skyrim quest
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    • Mommy I want to play in the abandoned mineshaft. Ask Dracula if it’s okay first.
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    • He woulda got my vote
      Eclectics 27 jun
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    • this just looks like a shitpost
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    • I didn’t vote for him
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    • You forget the origin in Reign of Fire.
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    • Holy shit I’m retarded. I thought it was talking about land mines at first
      Flamezy 26 jun
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    • I feel like abandoned copper mines shouldn’t be a place kids play for other reasons
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    • Mine inspector walking into the abandoned copper mine with wooden stakes ultraviolet lights
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    • Not really subtle...
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    • Did he get elected?
      Gsahgee 26 jun
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    • Hear me out, open a bar/club in abandoned mines all across the world. Dont even need to make em look too nice cause the mine/cave aesthetic would be pretty tight anyways. Just saying
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    • I’m from Memphis. Here, the word “Ian” means I’m not. I thought the ad was telling me he’s not Kobe
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    • Can’t play in the copper mines, can’t do SHIT
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    • It's not that dangerous down here if you avoid the cliff where the mine cart tracks cut off. There's even a disco on the 5th level. We have soup.
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    • Back to the coal mines kids
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    • Wish I lived close enough to the copper mines to play in them
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    • I love Arizona but god I hate Arizona
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    • The only political campaign worth supporting is big gay ice cream
      fatlips 26 jun
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    • Arizona copper mines are really just large flat spaces where they dig up holes, and sift through the dirt to find copper. Often times these mines can be open to the public, so they can do some mining of their own
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    • Mines are great, I dig mines
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    • We had some clay mines on top of a hog back until somebody fell into them (they ran parallel to the slope of the cliff all the way down, they destroyed them after somebody died the other year.
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    • Thought this was a funny Skyrim ad
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    • Don't go in the mines, man bear pig might get you
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    • Vampire bats don't live in Arizona.
      jsngrrtt 26 jun
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    • In Arizona, you can do: . And more! Welcome to Arizona, we don’t legally exist.
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    • Are copper mines the ones that have really noxious fumes?
      Dovahnime 25 jun
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    • PorkSword I swear to god if you didn’t vote for him I’m gonna be pissed. He’s literally like another shitposter
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    • "Kobe!"
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    • Imagine how fucking awesome a nerf war or paintball match with bee in an abandoned mine. Using actual tactical lights and shit like that
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    • As an Arizonan, I have infact, played in an abandoned mine before
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    • That kid is likely two years old, it’s very unlikely for her to ask that question. That being said, no parent in their right mind will ever let their kids play in a mine.
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    • Yo i saw this post a few years ago and completely forgot it existed
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    • Ivan Kobe sounds like a vampire hunter name
      FL_Man210 25 jun
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    • Welcome to Nightvale.
      Alphabetx 25 jun
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    • Btw, If you’re curious, Joe Hart won re-election without opposition in 2014. Your welcome.
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    • WTF Joe Hart. Get with the program
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    • I laughed so hard at this
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    • But did he win?
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    • I love being inside minors.
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    • Send Simon Belmont
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    • Did he win?
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    • I mean there was a kid in my hometown that fucking was never seen again because he went into an abandoned copper mine and never came out
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    • The media sees ONE horde of crazy vampires devouring the president and we’re supposed to think they’re everywhere?
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    • joe hart also failed to clear an easy shot from bale in 2016 smh
      Floatie 25 jun
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    • I thought this was a skyrim meme
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    • In england we have a football (soccer to Americans) goal keeper called Joe Hart so this 100% looked like a political shit post about an athlete being responsible for culling Dracula's children
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    • I don’t see the problem. Raise your kids right.. everything I learned came from or because of Vampire Dens. I know who my votes for.
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    • Hey guys its joe hart, you know what time it is? Its DISCO TIME
      _NICK 25 jun
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    • Vampire bats or not you shouldn't let your kids play in an ABANDONED COPPER MINE
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    • Just moved from Arizona, boring as hell 4/10
      TYLH 25 jun
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    • Living here my entire life and still not knowing this makes me want to be apart of all of it
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    • That kid is ugly asf
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    • Thought this was a joke about skyrim or some shit
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    • Ngl I completely forgot we had bats
      xercer 25 jun
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    • The only mine I've been by while hiking i was told not to go in. Just because of the fuck ton of snakes in it
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    • Za_Hand0 25 jun
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    • It looks like a top tier shit post
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    • But anyone looking for copper in the mines would be minors, which is what kids are
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    • I also thought it meant Dracula vampires
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    • What kind of pussy libtard parent doesn't let their kids play in abandoned copper mines smh
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    • I lost a pretty good flash light in a copper mine
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    • There’s a guy running for Maricopa County Assessor named Rodney Glassman and someone spray painted over the G and L on one of his campaign signs in his last name. “Rodney Assman for Assessor”...
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    • Vampire bats are adorable and mostly harmless, though more dangerous to children and smaller mammals
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    • Bats or no, you’ll still prolly get hanta
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