Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: On, guess what ime of he month is!
Me: Prease, god, no
'ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS 600000000!
Brain: qu I qut kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my od
'aly snacks I am furous
Face: TIME TO RUN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LED ABOUT ME
A GRO MOUNTANS, BITCHES,
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this btcn up. GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOPIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Uterus: You motnertckers