• Who wins this Fight and why?
You're literally putting the god of
thunder against a guy with a sore throat
in a Halloween costume
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    • Just throwing it out there; Batman literally fought Zeus and won
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    • Batman can exploit Thor's weakness of being a dipshit and taze him.
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    • Batman can beat anyone given enough time to prepare
      Sinku 29 jun
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    • Idk I'm a Batman fan but everytime I see prep time it really annoys tf outta me...like come up with an actual argument for why batman would win. That being said here an actual argument as to a certain situation where batman would win. He could use the Hellbat armour to overpower Thor.
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    • Everyone forgetting Batman literally destroyed the entire justice league single handed in a parallel universe where he became the joker instead of Batman. Only to be stoped by not super man or wonder women but the real Batman. People who doubt prep time are obv marvel fans that didnt read any comics
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    • Easily batman. Batman is rich and can buy Thor a lot of beer. Thor likes beer.
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    • This Wouldn't Be A Fight, Did You SEE Fat Thor???
      Jman7407 29 jun
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    • All Batman would have to do is use some of the fear toxin that he's collected from scarecrow that would make Thor feel unworthy which is his worst fear that's making him completely ineffective against Batman
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    • I think batman can win against the god of thunder because he fought superman and lived and he has made a lot of contingency plans for all other super heroes if they went bad so he must likely made one for thor
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    • Batman + prep time, easy win. But, I just saw the retard's top comment so I'll give a better reason than the Hellbat armor. Assuming this is normal Batman (rebirth), he could probably dodge thor's lightning as he's been shown to dodge Darkseid's omega beams.Batman could definitely lift mjlonir(1/2)
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    • How much prep time does Batman get?
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    • Batman is one of the few normal humans who can dodge Darkseid’s Omega Beam
      Ranal_Ape 29 jun
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    • I feel like you are all forgetting some key things. There are so many versions of thor. Rune king,old king, etc. Im sure there are multiple versions of batman as well but I can say for sure as I'm not a DC fan. But you have to take what version they are into acc. 1/2
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    • zerosober 29 jun
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    • Batman is the only "normal" human that could actually put up a fight. All thor does is hit hard, fly, and shock things. A little similar Superman huh? I'm not saying Batman would win, but he would definitely put up a worthy fight.
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    • The only reason batman ever wins any fights is because he has plot armor
      Merasmus 29 jun
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    • Batman, here’s why. One of Batman’s contingency plan against the Justice League would work perfectly, I’m talking about the one for Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman is literally just Thor. A warrior who descended from the gods except she’s way more powerful than Thor. She can do everything Thor can 1/2
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    • Are you Batman, the god of prep time?
      Curvz 29 jun
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    • I mean there's probably a batman out there who's worthy
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    • There is a second part of this question: which Batman? If we are talking Adam West, he is worthy to hold the hammer
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    • Lmao im a fan of both of them and they’d fight for 5 minutes and then BOOM they’d be bros and thor would move into the watchtower
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    • Honestly the dc writer would make some sort of fancy suit that can let him win because money is OP
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    • I mean I’m nearly positive thor has a weakness hidden somewhere in Norse mythology and Batman can research that shit easier than most adversaries background. Given enough time Batman but if there 1v1 to the death that second never having met or heard of each other before no holding back Thor could
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    • BatMaN cAn bEaT aNyONe wItH pRep TiMe!!!!!
      GodKitty 29 jun
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    • Like the thing is, batman would put up a fight but it only ends depending on the writer like it can be that Thor respects batman and they become allies or batman gets demolished or its like a semi fair fight with batman pumping everything he could into the fight so really whatever way it goes its co
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    • I mean he beat Superman who is virtually unbeatable but alright.
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    • Y’all forget Batman has beaten Superman
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    • Batman is an overrated hero who has had his character washed down by writers who want to make him OP for no reason. Change my mind.
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    • If Batman had prep time he would win, Batman with prep time destroys any plot armor
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    • Batman is only good when the writers want him to be if the writers come up with some bullshit he'll win somehow. Also Thors from a different universe so Batman has no contingency plan he doesn't know Thor even exists.
      Hoyboy65 30 jun
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    • If we are going by the movies I'm going with Thor. If we are going with comics I'm going with Thor.
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    • Thor would win EASY AF even if the bat has plenty of prep time. Thor doesnt have any weaknesses to exploit unlike superman. The only viable option batman would have is the contingency plan for diana however even he hasn't completed it nor is it known if he could even execute it against thor. Now if
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    • Thor, i say this because he works with the government and can have the IRS audit him and now batman has lost everything and thor being the bad ass he is will just place his hammer on batman for the count.
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    • It really depends on if Batman has prep time to find out about him
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    • Idk man if Batman has some prep time he could definitely put up a fight. Let’s remember he almost took out the whole justice league at once
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    • It depends. Batman would need time to research and make himself the one that has the advantage just like he did Superman and beat him up. But without time or the proper gear Thor would hand him his ass
      De_gato 29 jun
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    • Read the comics bruh. Batman has beaten like fucking gods, and beyond gods and shit. so like a guy wielding a hammer is easy as 1, 2, 3.
      RC_Inpact 29 jun
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    • All im saying is with a days notice or maybe even an hour notice. There is no one batman cant beat. And thats a fact
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    • Thor can be taken down by a taser. Has been more than once
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    • I mean. Honestly not sure how Batman would beat Thor. If you look at feats and such, comics Thor is actually a very good deal more powerful then Superman. And all of Batman’s plans to defeat Superman have been based off one of his personal vulnerabilities(kryptonite, intense sounds, mind control).
      mjbenti 30 jun
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    • *god of hammers
      Camsfa 28 jun
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    • Thor in a first encounter, Batman if he's allowed to prepare
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    • God of thunder got fucked by a woman with a taser before and Batman always has a defibrillator that can jumpstart the flash.
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    • Well clearly if he can defeat Superman he can defeat thor
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    • Batman would rock his shit
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    • Batman has kiIIed gods in some storylines
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    • People will find a reason for Batman to win against anyone to the point you can’t even use logic to debate with them. Like bruh the Flash would win in 0.02 seconds and they’d say “but Batman know martial arts” “He’s rich he could buy time itself and put frame delay on Flash to make him normal speed”
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    • I know you all want batman to win and think he can win with prep time I want him to win too but Thor is the god of thunder and doesn’t have a weakness like kryptonite but let’s be real here they never have a reason to fight so it’s all good
      lbmcghie 29 jun
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    • It depends on the writer, let's not pretend this is a science
      M167641 29 jun
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    • He will lose the first fight then come back and kick ass
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    • "batman + prep work = win" is basically a meme at this point. In seriousness, batman loses all the time and is I'll prepared. Batman has no idea about Thor or his weaknesses. It took batman years if not decades to figure out Superman after being friends with him, he isn't about to take down a god.
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    • How much prep time does Batman get?
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    • Bitches say “depends on how much time batman is given to prepare” yeah I get that having the proper equipment for a fight is his whole character but Thor and Batman arent even in the same universe so Batman would have no info on him, so if they just met in the streets no prep Thor would vaporize him
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    • He's not even a God dudes litteraly an alien with a magical hammer, bat man would figure out how to wield it and bash him with it then fuck his mom
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    • literally the god of thunder he yield the power controlling lightning bolts and the strength of Odin!!! HE WILL BE OBLITERATED HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN'S THROWING KNIFE THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A BAT :)..
      3bdlr7em 30 jun
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    • Let’s put it this way, the only reason Batman doesn’t have superpowers is because he’d be virtually unstoppable
      Ranal_Ape 29 jun
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    • The only major defining factor in this is whether batman is worthy of the hammer or not.
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    • Given time to prepare, maybe Batman but it’s highly unlikely
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    • Batman could beat anyone if he prepared. If he didn’t prepare Thor would kick his ass
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    • Lmao, Batman, hands down.
      ECHO5ECHO 30 jun
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    • Batman, like Mr.Fantastic from Marvel, were born with an extremely high level of IQ. In other words, with enough prep time they can beat just about any hero/villain in their own universe. Plenty of proof exists therefore Batman > Thor.
      jawnrhee 30 jun
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    • Lets do a strength comparison here. Batman is the strongest human in the DC universe with a routine bench of 2,000 pounds (max pounds 1.85 tons.) Captain America in Age of Ultron split an unsplit log bare hands, to split a log in half it would require 58,875 psi (pressure per square inch) and in 1/2
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    • Trust me... bat boys don’t understand logic. The same argument about facing a god (Superman) is still somehow up for debate... iF hE hAs EnOuGh PrEp TiMe!!!
      ikonk 29 jun
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    • All this “if Batman had prep time” it’s Batman. If these two ever fought it’s cause Batman wanted to. Thor makes his presence known so Batman would be able to learn about him, figure out the hammer, figure out how to hurt Thor using probably smoke and magnetism to stop his hammer, cut the strength
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    • I think its BS that batman wins all these fights against literal gods because if this shit was real he'd get clapped immediately
      stechrix 29 jun
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    • Thor all day. God of lightning. That is like asking if batman could beat Zeus or Jupiter the Greek and Roman versions of the Norse God of thunder. Taking away thors hammer only works if it is before thor learns how to control and focus his godly ability.
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    • Batman would win because he would exploit Thor's weakness. Batman:* snips Thor's lussious hair*. Thor: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    • batman is so fckin over rated by his retard fan boys, batman can beat superman because of the massive kryptonite weakness, thor doesnt have a weakness batman can exploit
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    • Like some other dude said, if the IRS audited Batman, he would lose his powers.
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    • Ok dc fan here the winner would easily be the one the writer wants to win
      TaddPohl 29 jun
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    • Depends on which universe of Batman he’s fighting. If it’s the newest one with Ben Affleck then Thor has him beat. But if it’s like the Arkham universe Batman then Thor would lose.
      Subject27 30 jun
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    • One on one fight: Thor wins. Actual story where the characters clash and end up fighting? Maybe Batman maybe Thor who knows. My money is on Batman considering what he’s show to be capable of.
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    • Batman would just make a ground or rock type Pokemon
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    • Thor would put his hammer on batman's chest so when he exhaled he would not be able to breathe because of the hammer
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    • Anyone saying batman for prep time is literally a simp for Bruce Wayne. You’re an idiot.
      Karnak 29 jun
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    • Why no love both
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    • Batman would 100% not be worthy of picking up that hammer. He struggles at all times to keep his sanity and hatred for criminals in check as to never cross that line himself.
      Astraeus 1 jul
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    • Didn't Thor and Iron Man get into a fight that wasn't definitively ended? So... If Batman theoretically has better tech (or similar quality tech) than Iron Man, couldn't he at least put up a fight on par with him?
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    • Alright let’s end this argument now... Thor has gone toe to toe with the Hulk and it usually ends in a stalemate. Batman has gone toe to toe with the Hulk and won. Batman has also beaten gods before so can we please stop the “BuT ThOrS A gOd” thing like seriously.
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    • Fight we’re looking for is Thor vs Superman
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    • The only reason batman wins in DC is cause he has time for contingency plans if this is first time meeting then batman is fuuuucked
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    • Depends on whether Bats has plot armor or not
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    • "I'm batman".....Thor - " I'm thee son of Oden, and with this new hammer I regain my worthiness"....Batman - "I'm batman"....Thor - "ok, and so do you become a bat or how does that work"...Batman - "I'm BATMAN!!" *throws a mist boomerang*
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    • HE IS A GOD WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
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    • Batman would win cuz he’s a master in mixed martial arts. Thor has a hammer and a lot of strength. He can’t compete
      Nivek 30 jun
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    • See what's funny is that batman would probably actually win considering he beat darkseid zeus superman he'd probably win after studying thor
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    • "Where's Jane?" "Where's Rachel?"
      123Smitty 29 jun
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    • batman only one because if he lost that wouldn't be a very good story and people would be mad. batman sucks but the writers just make him seem like this god among us for profit. the original batman had a hard tome fighting joker let alone zues, but alas they ran out of ideas.
      butwhytho 29 jun
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    • Even with a week or two of prep batman would get completly destroyed
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    • Batman has a taser and taser beats thor
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    • Superman lost to Batman so ig Batman can do anything
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    • I hate batman fans man.yall think orphan money bags with some "Hurr prep time" could do anything. Thor literally could snap his neck and then thunderfuck his skull. Power levels are super askew when you go across genres
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    • I don't think it's impossible for Bats to beat Thor, but Thor would probably have a much higher chance of winning. Considering that the closest comparison to Thor in DC is Wonder Woman, and WW is the one member that Bats doesn't have a plan to beat, and Thor has lighting powers....
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    • Get your money up, not your funny up. I'll take the underdog (Batman)
      YaBoiRob 30 jun
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    • Thor would easily win. He is a god and Batman human. Thor went up against 6 infinity stones and still struck down thanos when all the other avengers couldn’t even get close to him.
      Diop 29 jun
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    • The only thing dc has is Superman. But not even he could defeat Thor. They’re both gods, but Thor just has the better abilities
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    • Batman because batman
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    • Thor could overpower his sister with ease, take on 6 infinity stones at once, and survive a fucking death blow from the hulk while unconscious, how are people saying batman has a chance...?
      iSathy 29 jun
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