Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing
happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989
Now there's a man who knows his history
IWannaFuckBobaFett IWannaFuckBobaFett
22 dec 2020
My 6 year-old cousin just told me nothing happened at Tiananmen Square in 1989 Now there's a man who knows his history
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES
IS COMING
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES IS COMING
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it
FIRMLY GRASP IT
TheSpongyKrab TheSpongyKrab
25 sep 2020
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it FIRMLY GRASP IT
me looking at myself in the little zoom
box while someone else is talking
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
15 mar
me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and
prayers instead of hypotheses and research
Smolclod Smolclod
11 may
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and prayers instead of hypotheses and research
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
When a hairy girl uses vibrator
what about the droid attack on the
yngbuk yngbuk
19 may
When a hairy girl uses vibrator what about the droid attack on the
NEWS
FOX4
Woman complains patrol car is
'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car
[I by: FOX 4 Newsroom
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE
AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Camarath Camarath
25 sep 2020
NEWS FOX4 Woman complains patrol car is 'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car [I by: FOX 4 Newsroom THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Nobody:
That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Nobody: That one dude in a zombie movie that gets bit and tries to hide it from rest of the crew:
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio
dadhopper
Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
9 mar
winona ryder invented the titanic leo dicaprio Look before leo dicaprio dadhopper Titanic where everything is the same but winona ryder plays Jack and we get to see her and Kate winslet fall in love
Breaking News
LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
I_loveyou I_loveyou
22 sep 2020
Breaking News LIVE Cat goes on rampage at birthday party, 19 injured, 2
My server said he liked my necklace....
- Twitter for iPhone
yowza.
@lmHardlyA1
Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
swae swae
29 sep 2020
My server said he liked my necklace.... - Twitter for iPhone yowza. @lmHardlyA1 Tf is he supposed to say? "Hey nice huge fat ass titties, honk honk"??? Yo weird as fuck
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative."
ME:
iammasterofthebait2 iammasterofthebait2
31 dec 2020
"To speak with a customer service representative, say representative." ME:
Know the difference
It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember
Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings
Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings
Drake: 4 legs, flightless
wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly
Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered
William
Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body
Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.
XxTheMan18xx XxTheMan18xx
23 sep 2020
Know the difference It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here's a post to help you remember Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings Wwern: 2 legs, 2 wings Drake: 4 legs, flightless wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered William Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body Dragon's are not Wyvern's end of story. - Dragon’s are not Wyvern’s end of story.