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    • SCHLOP SHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
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    • Dude every time my dog smacks his fucking lips I smack his fucking ass
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    • At night, I hear my dog passionately licking his balls for like a couple minutes, it makes a disturbing noise....gay ass dog
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    • This should be a cards against humanity card "my dog furiously licking his asshole at an impossibly high volume"
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    • Me: Silently and sleepily looking at my wall about to fall asleep My dog, licking his paw at 1500 decibels: This is some serious gourmet shit
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    • It’s almost worse if you have a bunny. You’d think they’re good and quiet but nO. This asshole wakes up at 2:54 and decides “it’s time to spazz”. Then there’s the sudden thumping she does that makes my heart fall outta my anus at sonic speeds. Don’t ever get a bunny. I haven’t slept in days.
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    • U know what even worse when they leave a soggy wet spot on your sheet/blanket
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    • I would rather be shot than to hear that noise.
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    • Loudest fucking schlurp ever
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    • My dogs ass licking sounds like constant last sips from a slurpy.
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    • Hunny, the neighbors just called and asked you turn down the volume of your dogs ass
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    • Same with my cats bathing themselves
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    • I honestly believe that I have a phobia of dogs licking themselves, My whole body begins to shake with anger and disgust
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    • Or the sound of my brother dry masturbating in the next room
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    • That is the exact sound I am hearing ring now
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    • My dog furiously licks my ass
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    • Their assholes work as megaphones. That's why the noise is so goddamn loud
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    • I honestly can't stand my dog cleaning itself i mean its too loud
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    • You can listen to me lick your moms ass at an incredibly loud volume
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    • I usually sshh my dog and he stops long enough for me to fall sleep. I fall sleep pretty quick, thank God.
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    • Your dog seriously may have worms, please take it to the vet.
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    • Dogs with no hair are worse because it's like a suction cup on their ass with their tongue, so it's just a loud pop
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    • Before me and my wife married I'd stay at her and her sisters over night a d her sisters dogs would come into the room and lick themselves for hours and I would sit there in the dark with that pissed off sponge bob face all night
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    • I just spit out my salad laughing
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    • SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
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    • Dude, my cat cleaning himself in the corner sounds like an old man eating chili right by my ear at three in the morning.
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    • I swear to God my dog eats herself out or some shit. This bitch will start growling and nawing on herself to the point were I will holler at her and she looks at me like TF man I was almost done
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    • When you suddenly realize it's not the dogs ass he's licking
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    • Sounds like an old toothless man eating extra thick chili
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    • That sound angers me immeasurably
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    • schlup schlup schlup
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    • Yea, that’s asmr
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    • Or is that the old man eating a bowl of chili?
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    • Giggled in a public bathroom
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    • That noise bothers me. I make him stop.
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    • Instead of dog i have to hear cats shitting and them scratching on the walls of the litter box
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    • What’s asmr?
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    • Or my hamster rearranging his cage by throwing his toys everywhere
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    • Jokes on you my dogs cant physically lick their asshole because they have too much fur in the way
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      epicgmer 25 jul
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    • I was washing dishes once and my dog was going to town on his ass and i thought someone was knocking on the door that shit was loud
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    • Or your cat licking clean the inside of your ear
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    • SHLOP,SHLOP,SHLOP
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    • My cat likes laying next to my head and licking herself for what feels like hours. It's disgusting and makes me wanna yeet her across the room
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    • My dog loves licking her paws and sometimes I feel her lick my leg. Thats when I move her to her bed but she always comes back time mine and starts all over again
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