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Met a friend of a friend who works in
an actual chocolate factory, so of
course I was all, "ooh like Willy
Wonka." He got super serious and
said, "Not exactly. We have an OSHA
compliant safety railing around our
chocolate river"
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    • “Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of OSHA violations”
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    • Fuck OSHA. All my homies hate OSHA
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    • Going through OSHA 10 certification was the biggest waste of 10 hours
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    • That doesn’t stop children from jumping in and drowning though. They have been through so many lawsuits
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    • PorkSword 29 jun
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    • What exactly is OSHA? I read the signs at work and it seems like it should be good but it also seems like everyone hates them?...
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    • I worked a few days in a Candy Factory, I was making taffy, it was unsafe as all hell. There was water on the floor that I'd almost slip on every time I carried a batch across the floor, I had to dump the taffy syrup into a pipe that was just a little to high for me so I'd always spill some of it.
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    • I've been waiting to use thiz one
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    • Chocolate factories suck ass to work at
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    • So, an uncropped twitter screenshot posted on an uncropped Instagram meme account is now good enough to feature on iFunny?
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    • He never denied kiIIing off kids in the other ways tho
      CRS6132 29 jun
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    • Legit question, what's OSHA?
      Ed_win 30 jun
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    • Is OSHA even real?
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    • My mom is on site safety for marathon petroleum of detroit, she gets called on site OSHA
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    • Somewhere, MatPat is clapping furiously
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    • That film theory episode on youtube was awesome
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    • They should make chocolate soup
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    • I work at a marina and we have this huge ass forklift for moving boats and my first couple of days there we were in the middle of a tropical storm. Well in the middle of the storm we had to move something with the forklift so I hop on the side and the driver guns it out of the warehouse (1/2)
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    • Oompa Loompa doopidy doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you
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    • Do I get top comment if I say Inigga
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    • Second best thing I have heard all day.
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    • Is that supposed to cause a rise from me
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    • “Come with me and you’ll see a world of OSHA viallations”
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    • White people Twitter?
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    • OSHA do be like that. Gotta have like a 3-4 ft railing with 2 or 3 bars, and a 1 or 2 inch solid border step thing at the bottom to prevent liquids seeping in and people on wheel chairs accidentally rolling in as if the railing would break off... my OSHA course was weird...
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    • Why would they even have a chocolate river in the first place?
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    • I thought it was fine till it said white people twitter you’re making me like people less thanks
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    • He also pushed up his glasses and smirked as he said it
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    • Met a friend...
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    • It supports 200 lbs on the top rail. So you fat bitches stay off.
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    • Occupational Safety and Health Administration apparently. I had to google it.
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    • OSHA training was a fucking joke at my job
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    • My brother works at a chocolate factory
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    • If you’ve worked on any construction site dear god
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    • 42”+/- 3”. Good job
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    • No-one fucks with OSHA
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    • I wonder if black people are banned from visiting white people twitter
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    • I worked at Elmer's Chocolate Factory in Ponchatoula, Louisiana. I hated it. We were basically Umpa loompas that were paid minimum wage and was treated like garbage just short of physically beating us. They'd talk down to people and they'd quit but they don't care cause they hire a greencard
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    • Ok
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    • Remember, SaFeTy SeCoNd
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    • This offends me as an occupational safety major😤
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    • I always hated that chocolate river, cause I thought it should have been thick like melted chocolate. To me as a kid, it was like the uncanny valley of chocolate
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    • What a swag
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    • I just quit her job because of their harsh Standards. OSHA is like the annoying dad that you take for granted. Without osha shit gets ridiculously dangerous
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    • YOOO ELECTRICAL TRAINEES! Where u AT?!?!
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    • And THATS just a theory, a FILLLLMMMMM THEORY! ANNNNNDDDDDD CUT!
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    • Jeffery Dahmer worked at a giant chocolate factory stirring the large cats of chocolate, if anyone ate their chocolate during that time it was almost hand made by Dahmer himself.
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    • But chocolate river
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    • Trying to work for osha
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    • Game Theorists made a video on how many OSHA violations Willy Wonka is breaking and that's why he gave his factory to the poor kid cause he couldn't afford to pay all the fines
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    • My dad works at a Chocolate factory as well. I'm considering also working there but i think i am legitimately too stupid to work a factory job with so many things to do that could cause a chain reaction if u fuck up. Also the hours are WACK
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    • Okay, I know you’re not supposed to marry for money but I’ll totally marry into a candy dynasty. Male, female, idc, as long as their family owns a candy empire I’ll fuck my way into the family.
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    • you’re telling me chocolate rivers exist and I haven’t broken into a factory to drink from that?
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    • Not the first time he's said that I'm sure
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    • Fake and gay:)
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    • One kid falls in your chocolate river and OSHA gets involved
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    • TWM249 30 jun
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    • Haha that's great💕😳
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    • A screenshot of a tumblr post thats a screenshot of a tweet. Real original content, ifunny, such high standards
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    • As an elevator mechanic I can say that osha is just a safety organization for workers. But in the elevator industry it’s hard for the them to regulate anything
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    • I perform multiple OSHA violations every day, fuck OSHA
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    • 😮.
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    • But you have a chocolate river to that informations good enough to satisfy
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    • sorry that this doesn’t relate to the meme but someone fucking cheer me up pls... my boyfriend of 2 years just broke up with me bc i didn’t make him happy... ignore this comment if you have something mean to say pls. i cannot handle it man...
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    • Cause he's never heard that joke before.
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    • I met a friend of a cousin who's my friends sisters great aunt and she told me I was a dumb air-headed bitch.
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    • Why do I find OSHA jokes fucking hilarious
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    • I find white people Twitter incredibly offensive.
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    • Ha
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    • Fair enough, have a wonderful day
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    • Dahmer worked at a chocolate factory. Just a fact for yall.
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    • Are we overlooking the chance of a real chocolate river?
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    • There’s no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going
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    • OSHA is the reason he gave the factory away to a kid from a poor family with no business or legal experience
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    • But thats just a theory, a FILM THEORY. Aaaaaand cut.
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    • Fake post, it’s called a guardrail system
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    • There’s a theory that osha was created because of willy wonka
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    • I have a chocolate milk factory, it's similar except I hate my co-worker
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    • But does it have a toe board? (OSHA certified gang)
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    • Good
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    • Hey it’s OSHA or Chinese factory Live Leaks.
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    • I work owith a bunch of Argentinians. Asked one of them is everyone in Argentina short. His answers only the ompa loompas
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    • Why the fuck do all these people hate OSHA? Unless you're the guy who owns the company they're helping you by making and enforcing regulations for a safe work environment. Go work in a coal mine in the 1890's and see how much you hate OSHA then.
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    • Come with me and you'll be, In a world of OSHA violations, Human lives go for cheap, so don't try litigation
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    • My husband works in a chocolate factory.
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    • I'm sure he's got that all planned out lol, he definitely gets those jokes all the time
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    • Goes to show how often he gets that
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