• while it's still throwback thursday
never forget this Texas hero
Matthew McConaughey was arrested by Austin, Texas police in
October 1999 and charged with possession of marijuana and
drug paraphernalia after a neighbor called to complain about
music blaring from the actor's crib.
When cops arrived, they found McConaughey dancing around in
the buff and playing bongo drums.
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    • This is why I hate America. It's too easy to get your hands on illegal things, like bongos
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    • According to Gabriel Iglesias Matthew has a massive schlong
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    • This should be legal. Land of the free?
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    • OHHHH the Boondocks weed episode makes sense now
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    • Hero?
      Heyzues 5 may
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    • He’s gonna be our damn governor!!!!
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • I’m of the firm belief that if I’m not physically hurting anybody, and it’s on my property, it’s none of your god damn business what I’m doing.
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    • Let my man fuck his bongos in peace
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    • I’m sorry, but how is he a hero
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    • That wasn’t weed, that was acid
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    • How he resurrected that hairline is what I wanna know
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    • Definitely the hero we deserve
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    • interstellar trespass
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    • All right, all right, all right
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    • The look of no regrets
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • Damn this empty
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    • Say man, you gotta joint?
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    • It’s Monday
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    • And if most normal people did that they’d be fired. Don’t know how he’s a hero at all.
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    • alright alright alright
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    • Lol his last name is more clapped than his hairline
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    • Where is everyone
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    • Fucking Legend
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • Can a man not, smoke a blunt buck naked and play his bongos? I thought this was America damn it!
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    • So I'm guessing he wasn't acting in some of those movies
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    • Dm gay furry porn
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    • This is the opposite of hero smh
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    • He's a big fucking cunt. He shows up at UT football games a lot and is a massive douche
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    • How would you consider a man who was just doing drugs a hero? How do you people consider drug, nicotine, and alcohol addictions heroic??
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    • Didn't this also happen to Granddad in The Boondocks?
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    • He from my home town Longview tx he just came down a couple years ago to give a speech at the high school after they won state for football 6A
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    • He jammed with The Cult
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    • Dancing in the buff, ayy? Alright alright alright alright
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    • I was like 10 when this happened, and I remember it very clearly. I remember not understanding why they cared if he was nekkid when it was his own house lol
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    • growback* thursday with that hairline.
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    • So nobody remembers this episode of the boondocks?
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    • I was like Hey that kind of looks like Matthew McConaughey oh s*** that is Matthew McConaughey
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    • Gay
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    • He's no hero. He told us to give up our guns. Not very Texan if you ask me, a Texan.
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • Wait, it's Wednesday
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    • He clearly wears a hairpiece or got transplant surgery
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    • I don’t get why people can’t just fucking deal with shit. Boo hoo I can’t sleep with a little bit of noise cry more
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    • The Boondocks 😂
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    • Dancing in the buff?
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    • Legend
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    • What makes this guy a hero...?
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    • Why is it illegal to ENJOY yourself?
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    • Brad Spit, Mathew McConablaze Hollywood meets Elvis Messy
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    • Legend
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    • He really really needs a hair transplant
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    • I mean... ok? Thats not really impressive
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    • Fuck the government
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    • LOOK AT MY MEEEEEMES
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    • I always wondered where this reference in the Boondocks came from! Lol now I know
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    • So they arrested him for enjoying himself on his own property? Y’all still think america is free?
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    • Pretty much a typical day at my house
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    • Man is so smooth he brought his hairline back
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    • He also fucks kids
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    • Zealously enforcing tyrannical laws written by unequivocally corrupt politicians is worse than writing them. ACAB
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    • I’m not a druggie but I think it should be someone’s choice or their caretakers choice if they can have drugs I do understand that some people have terrible judgment and get addicted but hey natural selection
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • only real texas hero
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    • Like how it’s written like if it was for an article but they used the word “crib” lmao
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    • You can tell he doesn’t regret shit
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    • what i do in my house to and by myself is my fucking business 😎
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • My grandmother had just moved halfway across the country and lived less than a mile from him when that happened, I remember her calling my mom and saying "the police just arrested Matthew McConaughey while he was naked playing drums!" And I thought my mother was going to faint.
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    • I bet he said all right all right all right when they went to arrest him 🤣
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    • But did he have a Cadillac tho
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    • That’s the face of a man who’s high as fuck naked playing bongo drums
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    • Wait, people get arrested for this in Texas? This is a normal day in CT.
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    • I think he's a little old for a crib.
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    • Im sorry but what about any of this is illegal
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    • Congratulations war on drugs, you’ve officially stopped like 3% of drug crimes in 40+ years. We’re all so much more sober and safer now.
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    • I went to a Mack, Jack, and McConaughey concert in Austin and he told that story and I died laughing
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    • Fuck Karen!
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    • No
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    • All right all right
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    • Can’t even smoke weed and play the bongos while nude in your own house. Some Karen should have minded her own business.
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    • Oh shit I remember reading this
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    • Watch Beach Bum... people hated it but i loved that movie. Ultimate hippie shit
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    • What a musical chad
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    • There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. We have a lot of freedom and opportunity here in America but that is tyranny.
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    • Boondocks?
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    • Wait is this real?
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    • You’re not a hero unless the cops went in there blasting
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    • But its only Monday
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    • It's monday
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • Damn but no video?
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    • As a Texan, can confirm.
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    • Why is the baked idiot playing drums being called a hero???
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    • In his own danm house tho
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    • He gotta flat face
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