*while creating snake and spider*
God: Only 8 legs are left
Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4
God:
sorry bro
*while creating snake and spider* God: Only 8 legs are left Snake: Cool, I and spider will share 4-4 God: sorry bro
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
People waking up to
Android alarms
made
People waking up to Apple alarms
Se
Ww
(SCREAMING)
ihateuhaha ihateuhaha
13 jan 2021
People waking up to Android alarms made People waking up to Apple alarms Se Ww (SCREAMING)
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU
We
YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
whimsical195 whimsical195
23 sep 2020
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU We YOU FOUND A NEW BOOB MEME?
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SpicyMcHaggis SpicyMcHaggis
31 dec 2020
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
Alex "Tropical" Forrest
when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter
Everyone that
judaguy judaguy
25 sep 2020
Alex "Tropical" Forrest when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter Everyone that
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart.
As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
OfficialJohnnyFK OfficialJohnnyFK
18 jan 2021
So... bought a facemask headwrap thing from walmart. As sit here looking like a giant uncircumcised penis, I am regretting my purchase.
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
When it's time to wash the car
Expectation
Reality
of
simpleSneakyrico26 simpleSneakyrico26
18 dec 2020
When it's time to wash the car Expectation Reality of
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state
[This is your Cheese selection?]
DerpWaffle DerpWaffle
28 dec 2020
Me a Wisconsinite visiting a gas station in any other state [This is your Cheese selection?]
This dog followed the google earth guy
liked that I
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy liked that I
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
chinndy8a5t0rd
26 sep 2020
Felt cute might appreciates yous later don't know
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
she looks 22
Minutes away from dying
UnitedStatesCIA UnitedStatesCIA
14 dec 2020
she looks 22 Minutes away from dying