Where White Man Went
Indian Chief Two Fagies' was asked by à white U.S.
govemment official, "You have observed the white man
Tor 90 years. You've sesn his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events; in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
"When white man find land, indians running it, No taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. indian 'Man spend ail
day hunting and fishing; al night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."