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    • "Slap the leaves" "why?" "You gotta"
      TheLaaw 5 jul
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    • It's to show dominance to your shorter freinds who cant jump high. Then will have to live with the fact that they cant reach the leaf you slapped with barely any effort.
      derpturd 4 jul
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    • You gotta do the thing
      Weird 5 jul
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    • The tree likes it. 😏
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    • Rango_ 5 jul
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    • High five tree! Fuck yeah that tree's my homie now.
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    • You know too much... you must perish now
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    • Idk, i got poison ivy once and have been afraid of touching plants ever simce
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    • I use my head
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    • I broke my ankle 2 days ago doing that
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    • I did this to a thorn bush in elementary school lmao
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    • I do this to any reachable street sign when I'm riding my bike. On the sidewalk of course.
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    • or pull the leaves off and sprinkle them on the ground
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    • I always accept a leaf.
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    • You have to put them in their place
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    • Yes I too become a sponge
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    • I dont do this i rip it off and throw it into the storm drain instead.
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    • Legit question: Do y’all talk folks sometimes get your eyes poked out by leaves? Or am I just stupid?
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    • Same. Glad I'm not alone
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    • Me with the Attic Cord thing at home(still do it til this day) 🙃
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    • I walk through those and I'm only avg.
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    • Same but I’m 6’4 so it’s more like a gradual high five
      joeypjs 5 jul
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    • Whenever I walk by a sack of rice
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    • Then a spider crawls on your hand
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    • That mf slaps back tho, gotta be careful
      chopstew 8 jul
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    • Hfjsdhdhdhdhhd
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    • You must
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    • Then the trees slap me becuase I’m to fucking tall
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    • I don't slap the leaves. The leaves slap me
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    • I dare you to do that to the gimpy gimpy tree in Australia
      Tankari 5 jul
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    • WHADDUP TREE
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    • My old friend in middle school would get pissed at me for picking flowers or grabbing a leaf off while walking and tearing it in my hand. She was like "They feel and hate it they are alive!" And that's kinda why we ain't friends anymore lmao.
      lbacilio 8 jul
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    • Slap the wrong branch and see what happens
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    • This is me when the when the
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    • When you're on a bike and see a low hanging branch and leafs and your friend is behind you.
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    • You just gotta hit it
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    • I remember when I was like 11 on my bike and I tried to touch the leaves while riding, I fell and didn’t do it again for a couple of months.
      Maximus_ 8 jul
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    • I take a leaf and then tear it up until the stem is left.
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    • Ya you naughty little tree you like that don't you?
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    • Fuckin tree
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    • I felt like a nba player doing that
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    • Same
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    • Why is spongebob edited into an office or school for this one?
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    • Yeah everyone who still does this hasn't had the spider experience yet
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    • Look up the gimpy gimpy tree, it's a really thing and honestly terrifying
      Dudekms 7 jul
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    • I take a lead and then peel it to try to only get that middle stem thingy
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    • I'm not alone in this?
      DJCwittz 7 jul
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    • I too, slap the naughty eucalyptus trees. Dirty whore trees.
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    • I've never done that
      JediAray 7 jul
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    • Me: why? Brain: just do it
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    • My girlfriend always does this while we walk and it's adorable.
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    • No, cause spiders
      Noah4675 6 jul
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    • Why is this so popular right now?
      NiaWest 6 jul
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    • I have to pick off a leaf instead
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    • Picture of tree *also spongebob cutout *also separate background *also random Minecraft wall in bottom right???
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    • I just monch
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    • All fun and games untill I slap a leaf that's covered in bugs or spiders or something gross. Trust me quit while u still can
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    • I'm a garbage man and when I'm on the back I try and hit the trees
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    • Knowing that plants have feelings (more or less) I simply give the leaf a pat
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    • I'm tall so i gotta duck under them
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    • Just a high five
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    • Low five nature
      Wingless 6 jul
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    • Yank it don't slap it
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    • I did that once but it was one of those sharp magnolia trees so I cut my hand
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    • I would pretend my hands were claws and just slap the leaves with my fingers, leaving holes in some
      BlkBon 6 jul
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    • I walk under it and make a kitty chirp noise.. I dont know why....
      OceanKat 6 jul
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    • This is some suburban city slicker shit
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    • Im pretty tall so when I'm with friends I open my mouth and attempt to bite a couple leaves off and they lose their shits
      Assfart 6 jul
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    • Law of the lamd
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    • I'm mad I didn't make this
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    • What are you gonna do? Leave them hanging?
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    • i stopped after i hit a web with a big ass spider
      gblui 5 jul
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    • same with the plastic flaps in commercial coolers
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    • Every time we did that at school we would get yelled at and sent to the principals office because the trees were rare or some shit. I always thought. They’re just fucking trees
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    • Then a wasp nest falls and u gotta run
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    • Then the next tree gets a few leaves turn off. Maybe a branch. When that happens. Run.
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    • Slapping the tree like I slap that pussy
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    • I usually just bite the leaf off but ok
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    • one time i jumped up to slap a vine and there was a thorn on it and it sliced so deep into my finger
      xBengals 5 jul
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    • "Ahahah, I do that"
      Iam_Wes 5 jul
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    • I like ya cut g
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    • Nah.. i would pluck them
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    • I always pick a leaf
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    • Actually nah, I just brush past them with my hand.
      Tojake2 5 jul
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    • S M A C K
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    • It's the rules.
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    • Especially when its rained, give it a good tug and watch it all fall down
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    • Nah you gotta pull a leaf off
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    • Is that an ash tree?
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    • Is this some kind of short person joke?
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    • i work at the county park, and we have a workman cart (it’s like a golf cart but without a top and a bed in the back) to ride around the park on. every time we pass a branch we HAVE to slap it
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    • I got in trouble by teachers for pulling leaves off tree branches when in waked by them
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    • Or pluck a leaf and pick it apart
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    • I just walk through the leaves. I don't care if I get pricked with thorns of anything anymore.
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    • Law of the tall
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    • Gotta high five the tree, it’s the law of nature
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    • True
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    • There are others
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