When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
CornTooth CornTooth
10 jun
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
Hello Kim
Why do I have to be weirdo
Sup
If you weren't a weirdo Kim
would've given you her real phone number.
derpykittie derpykittie
25 sep 2020
Hello Kim Why do I have to be weirdo Sup If you weren't a weirdo Kim would've given you her real phone number.
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where
Yoda gets so tired of answering
Luke's questions he just dies.
mindblower47 mindblower47
27 sep 2020
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath
aa oe
-eel
They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
NerdNight NerdNight
5 oct 2020
Trying to convince the DM that your paladin is still within their oath aa oe -eel They're not hostages, they're collateral friendships
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
11 sep 2020
Me at 2 a.m. drunkenly entranced by the slow spinning of a Hot Pocket in the microwave
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
SpareParts SpareParts
14 oct 2020
Me after spraying the spider in the corner with bug killer.
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
What happens when you watch too many cartoons
BORN RAISED
unusedanimesoda unusedanimesoda
13 mar
What happens when you watch too many cartoons BORN RAISED
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
BishopTheSaint BishopTheSaint
26 sep 2020
The gym teacher in elementary The gym teacher in high school school
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
1. Iron Stare
2. Private America
3. Thur
4. The Help
5. House Spider
6. Steak Fries
cuntwithspunk cuntwithspunk
24 feb
1. Iron Stare 2. Private America 3. Thur 4. The Help 5. House Spider 6. Steak Fries
quirkzy quirkzy
24 sep 2020
TikTok *Popular Kid Singing