when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
When you take your little brother to
school and see your old teachers
th ney tnere, Gemons
me, ya boy.
Sketchers Sketchers
20 nov 2020
When you take your little brother to school and see your old teachers th ney tnere, Gemons me, ya boy.
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far.
Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina
Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature
Painting, Decorative Picture,
Suigeneris Pop, Music
$15.15+ Instock
umbragbxtrapirl umbragbxtrapirl
4 feb
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far. Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature Painting, Decorative Picture, Suigeneris Pop, Music $15.15+ Instock
The new snapchat anime filter accidently works
on my cat
unbecomingfunny unbecomingfunny
23 sep 2020
The new snapchat anime filter accidently works on my cat
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
Charu Pragya
@CharuPragya
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
@jokebazz
lam a sad person.
Kev_thekid
27 sep 2020
Charu Pragya @CharuPragya Are you a dog person or a cat person? @jokebazz lam a sad person.
My playlist like...
My playlist like...
I haven't been able to sleep since I saw this
idfcawyt idfcawyt
1 may
I haven't been able to sleep since I saw this
Look at Rob Gronkowski. He looks like my pants after I spill hot gravy on
myself. Aah ooh aah it burns hot gravy
tong'
LordOTurtles LordOTurtles
6 nov 2020
Look at Rob Gronkowski. He looks like my pants after I spill hot gravy on myself. Aah ooh aah it burns hot gravy tong'
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird
My cat seeing all the shit I do:
undertaker_115 undertaker_115
20 sep 2020
Me: Good thing nobody sees how I am at home. People would think I'm weird My cat seeing all the shit I do:
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
Experience the beauty of
ALDER AN
BY MOONLIGHT
Alderaan Travel Poster - Alderaan Travel Poster
JustCoolStuff JustCoolStuff
28 sep 2020
Experience the beauty of ALDER AN BY MOONLIGHT Alderaan Travel Poster - Alderaan Travel Poster
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
SEE HERE THAT OUiVEIBEEN FOR IOW EARS!
AND INCREASE YOUR WEET li DEAL GO GIVE OF GIVING AND NEW YOUjTHE SAME CUSTOMERS! OK:
DEAL NEW OK:
SunsetDriver_2020 SunsetDriver_2020
10 oct 2020
SEE HERE THAT OUiVEIBEEN FOR IOW EARS! AND INCREASE YOUR WEET li DEAL GO GIVE OF GIVING AND NEW YOUjTHE SAME CUSTOMERS! OK: DEAL NEW OK: