when your spouse catches your child in
a ridiculous lie such as claiming they
didnt eat the entirety of a bag of sugar
despite the evidence, it is YOUR job, as
co-parent and a bringer of chaos, to
say: i believe her. she didn't do it. that
sugar could've came from anywhere.
let's go baby, let's go find the criminal
who framed you. what a dastardly crime
to commit against a child.
now...as someone who raised their
younger sister: 9 out of 10 times, this
will end in a tearful confession. your
faith in her will be it. and you have to
act HEARTBROKEN. you have to look at
the dog and ask, mournfully, "did you
know? did you know?"