Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER
zz13
2 mar
Her parents : What are your intentions with our daughter ? Me: BARRY McCOCKINNER
would you cat if the Food ran out?
trash
EN
jenjeninator jenjeninator
20 sep 2020
would you cat if the Food ran out? trash EN
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Lonethefox Lonethefox
18 feb
Mr. House watching The Courier hack into the penthouse terminal holding a golf club
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from
Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
4 nov 2020
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from Grandpa's Life Insurance???
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
Dr
pped a car
rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
StephZoo StephZoo
28 sep 2020
Dr pped a car rot on her face - Dropped a carrot on her face
The word orchid comes from the
I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
The word orchid comes from the I Greek orkhis, meaning "testicle."
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird.
PLATE
GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD
WEIGHT
TONNES
PM
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
23 sep 2020
Size comparison of a giant ground sloth, glyptodon, and a terror bird. PLATE GIANT GROUND SLOTH TERROR BIRD WEIGHT TONNES PM
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
Biffers_ Biffers_
9 feb
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief - enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief
Molt Molt
22 sep 2020
enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief - enjoy a picture of my cat being a thief
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane:
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future!
Xavier
Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos..
hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha
ThePersianCat ThePersianCat
10 nov 2020
If you laugh at other people's conditions, you will be like them in future! Xavier Bill gates...hahaha.. Jeff Bezos.. hahaha.. Johnny sins..hahaha