When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
If this lucky photo reaches your timeline, everything will be ok
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The
Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed
"I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
IDimagine IDimagine
2 nov 2020
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed "I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
Be careful who you call in higschool
matt_the_whopper matt_the_whopper
25 jan 2021
Be careful who you call in higschool
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?"
Me: "Whatever she wishes"
ElMundo ElMundo
24 sep 2020
Her dad: "What can you offer my daughter?" Me: "Whatever she wishes"
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are
going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Redheron Redheron
25 mar
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Out bird watching today and
got this great shot of a
falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
SAABotage SAABotage
25 sep 2020
Out bird watching today and got this great shot of a falcon resting in a tree. I love nature.
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?
My Girlfriend: Gives me one
last bj before leaving me.
Everyone else at my funeral:
My Girlfriend: Gives me one last bj before leaving me. Everyone else at my funeral:
dailymail.co.uk
= Daily Mail Q
His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years
By Daily Mail Reporter
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
Transneptunian Transneptunian
26 sep 2020
dailymail.co.uk = Daily Mail Q His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years By Daily Mail Reporter 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE