When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
stepping out today hide ya girl
childish
@datassque
ima hide wit her
DenkiKaminari01 DenkiKaminari01
5 mar
stepping out today hide ya girl childish @datassque ima hide wit her
When you come out of the hospital after donating 11 kidneys and see there's a whole brigade of police outside to thank you
They love me.
When you come out of the hospital after donating 11 kidneys and see there's a whole brigade of police outside to thank you They love me.
Nash1269 Nash1269
25 sep 2020
© Based on: slav.kev
TikTok _@petermahoney301 my bro asked for the travis scott burger but they gave him the juice wrid burger instead
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
When kids ere running around
in the restaurant and fall:
us
BabyGirll BabyGirll
27 may
When kids ere running around in the restaurant and fall: us
Did the photographer just pull his
dick out or something?
Oreos_ Oreos_
11 dec 2020
Did the photographer just pull his dick out or something?
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
tart_wallstreetbets tart_wallstreetbets
2 mar
My girlfriend knows how much I love soccer. She sent me a picture of a graffiti mural of my favorite player, Diego Maradona, in Naples.
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me
SS
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me SS
when you touch bits of wet food while washing dishes
Me me me
when you touch bits of wet food while washing dishes Me me me
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan 2021
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
When you want more presents but you know Christmas is about
giving
want more...and know shouldn't
Anakin Anakin
25 dec 2020
When you want more presents but you know Christmas is about giving want more...and know shouldn't
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right?
Texas power companies:
Texas: we know the power lines can't handle the cold, but they can handle the heat right? Texas power companies:
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
FIRST DAY AT WORK
giguzgoxh
15 mar
FIRST DAY AT WORK
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format
Me with a dog format:
bonjour
fare
NotYeahAverageDude
22 sep 2020
Everyone else: Uses the polar bear format Me with a dog format: bonjour fare