When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
Grandson Grandson
16 sep 2020
Reply chezablonclebiteh's comment What do u reckon it's gonna be like to kiss a girl x
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
kaosxsilence kaosxsilence
28 dec 2020
When you put on your Inends glasses and you're waiting on them to notice what a silly goose you are
OTHER
AWAY,
You have no idea
How high am right now
OTHER AWAY, You have no idea How high am right now
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
18 nov 2020
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
SS<
UNILAD MIN READ
Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending
To Be A Dog
Every day. We stray further from god.
UnexpectedChubby UnexpectedChubby
25 sep 2020
SS< UNILAD MIN READ Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending To Be A Dog Every day. We stray further from god.
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
No one: Cats when they love someone:
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
"A cringe man will always
think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self."
RS
Lao Tzu
"A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self." RS Lao Tzu
This dog followed the google earth guy
liked that I
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy liked that I
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good?
k.
Ultimate ag Machine*
Sheriff_Levithan Sheriff_Levithan
29 sep 2020
Imagine being so hot that you could smash your face on the ground and still look good? k. Ultimate ag Machine*
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
The shade difference from her face versus her hand
ohmyindeed ohmyindeed
27 sep 2020
The shade difference from her face versus her hand