When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
Cz
sugondeeze sugondeeze
13 oct 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died Cz
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
ReHillbillyTated ReHillbillyTated
24 feb
I just hired this babysitter, can anyone tell me where can find a baby
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Tabby Tabby
28 mar
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
How people think humans domesticated dogs
how it actually happened:
Humans
Welves
Puppies
fame fame
21 sep 2020
How people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened: Humans Welves Puppies
My girlfriend is always trying to sneak pics of me!
RedXIII RedXIII
20d
My girlfriend is always trying to sneak pics of me!
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
XXXextensioncord XXXextensioncord
3 mar
When you're putting charge on a wall and hear some drug addict start hooking up a car battery on the other side.
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Oceaneer Oceaneer
24 sep 2020
When someone tries to insult you by calling you gay but you actually are
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
JenniferKarrosArias
24 sep 2020
Feeling cute, might banish souls to the eternal abyss later, IDK
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
T_O_P T_O_P
27 oct 2020
when he says you're the only person he's talking to but he's also messaging the 7 fake accounts you made
MAN BOW
JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN
MAN
MAN BOW JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN MAN
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
TheGraynooner1993 TheGraynooner1993
3 nov 2020
Cornholio? I haven't heard that name in years...
Did the photographer just pull his
dick out or something?
Oreos_ Oreos_
11 dec 2020
Did the photographer just pull his dick out or something?
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation?
My group:
We made it up
Teacher: where did you get the information for your presentation? My group: We made it up
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy",
"toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the
universe" every 2 seconds
ItTyrone ItTyrone
29 dec 2020
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy", "toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the universe" every 2 seconds
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
SirCattoThe1st SirCattoThe1st
25 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it