when your instinct never fails you
i feel like you're lying but alright.
dexter
@DexterSoWhat
Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
10 nov 2020
when your instinct never fails you i feel like you're lying but alright. dexter @DexterSoWhat Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
FRIEND SHAM (WASH
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
No one cared wno was I on the hat
No one cared wno was I on the hat
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real.
Bearded Human Shrek:
Tabby Tabby
30 nov 2020
Me: Bearded Human Shrek can't arouse you he's not real. Bearded Human Shrek:
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family"
Me:
bi
Person at work: "we're more than just coworkers, we're a family" Me: bi
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning...
So I stayed home to take care of it.
lil_frayed_rfigure lil_frayed_rfigure
11 jun
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning... So I stayed home to take care of it.
if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
@img cat frog
MrQwertyxsad
That's a dog you dyslexic
bot
SKUBBB SKUBBB
22 sep 2020
@img cat frog MrQwertyxsad That's a dog you dyslexic bot
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
LittleFoxBitch LittleFoxBitch
2 jun
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
Brohemoth1398 Brohemoth1398
22 sep 2020
© Based on: assrip
when you come home from vacation and your dog doesn't get excited when it sees you
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying
Gome on, tall
Mimikyu1 Mimikyu1
28 may
When you ask the orphan kid if his mom's hot but he just starts crying Gome on, tall
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
MemeAsFuck MemeAsFuck
16 jun
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"