When your girl opens the pickle jar by
herself
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 oct 2020
When your girl opens the pickle jar by herself
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3!
The fourth homie:
I walk a lonely road
JoseJalapeno JoseJalapeno
5 nov 2020
Teacher: You can do this in groups of 3! The fourth homie: I walk a lonely road
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
THIS ISN'T
Billie Eilish
aN
THIS ISN'T Billie Eilish aN
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame.
dp
DarthBoner DarthBoner
16 sep 2020
When you need your arm twisted to play a board game instead of a videogame. dp
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
When you're ready to travel, but not ready to get dressed yet.
NOT?
BEETLEJUICE!
BEETLEJUICE!
Spartakiss Spartakiss
28 oct 2020
NOT? BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg
IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
sagentjson sagentjson
6 aug 2020
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AriesL AriesL
27 jan 2021
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
When you let your friend try to unlock your phone and they almost get the password right on the first try.
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease.
Me: How rare?
Doctor: What do you want to name it?
White_Rabbit_Reality White_Rabbit_Reality
31 dec 2020
Doctor: You've been diagnosed with an incredibly rare disease. Me: How rare? Doctor: What do you want to name it?
Someone needs to tell her...
That is not how you open a beer
Someone needs to tell her... That is not how you open a beer
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are
intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind?
Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
29 sep 2020
The fact that Sci-Fi movies and books largely ignores the role of dogs in our future really pisses me off. Our two species are intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them? - intrinsically tied together. Even if we leave this planet, will we leave our dogs behind? Do we even have the right to forget them?
Look at things from her perspective
You may like what you see!
Look at things from her perspective You may like what you see!
squidward in every
spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab:
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
IC3TacoBell IC3TacoBell
24 sep 2020
squidward in every spongebob episode when walking out of the krusty krab: Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.