When your girl opens the pickle jar by
herself
SomeoneElseCommented SomeoneElseCommented
24 oct 2020
When your girl opens the pickle jar by herself
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
marginal_dank_panda marginal_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-
FOX /8\
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
22 sep 2020
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU- FOX /8\ NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
AFloridian AFloridian
3 mar
My wife said she wanted a Gucci mask. So got her one.
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something
is that like a personal attack or something I
Dawson Dawson
17 nov 2020
My mom didnt raise a quitter, she raises someone afraid of failure so much they dont even start something is that like a personal attack or something I
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing
answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
FUZEDAHOSTAGE FUZEDAHOSTAGE
24 apr
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
DragonBall fans
I fear no man.
Watching
any other anime
But that thing. it scares me.
Fuffay Fuffay
25 sep 2020
DragonBall fans I fear no man. Watching any other anime But that thing. it scares me.
Lenny: There's talk of hanging
Micah
Arthur:
Lenny: There's talk of hanging Micah Arthur:
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill...
Fuck you!
Me getting a Thank You email after I just paid a bill... Fuck you!
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2
THIS WOULD BREAK
BOK OFFICE
snoopyWrldwtf_90s snoopyWrldwtf_90s
20 oct 2020
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN 2 THIS WOULD BREAK BOK OFFICE
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.