told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
This baby look like he solve crimes in the Deep
South and always wiping off his forehead because of the humidity
Baby cool as hell look like he got hard candy and dollar bills in his pocket ready to give you either one