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    • My Crush
      eljossu 14 jul
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    • Respect yourself Kings and queens
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    • CRS6132 14 jul
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    • Your crush is a damn hoe, sad
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    • Premarital sex? 🤢🤮
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    • Jongin 15 jul
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    • Guys I’m going to my crush’s house tomorrow to go swimming, any tips???
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    • My crush is still a virgin
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    • Never had sex, never will.
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    • Pre-marital sex? I think I might be sick 🤢
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    • Fritzor 14 jul
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    • Bargo_ 15 jul
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    • Anyone got that pic of E.T. being spit roasted
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    • My crush doesn't see me like that. So I've decided to move on and make myself into the type of person a girl like her would date.
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    • But is that what you really want? Meaningless sexual distraction that will make you hate yourself for not being good enough when she stops talking to you. Foolish
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    • The girl I had a crush on just got married. I should have asked her out when I had the chance. But I was too afraid of being rejected.
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    • I've never had a relationship, and lately I've been kinda scared of what would happen if I did because lately I've gone from jerking 7+ times a day to only 2 and I'm worried that with a chick I'll last all of 2 seconds.
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    • Yes cause everyone’s crush totally says that
      slapsknee 14 jul
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    • ... you got plans tonight? I’ll rent a room 👏🏻
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    • Khemmis 14 jul
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    • "Nah"
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    • They already use me. Just uh...yeah.
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    • Your girl when we're all hanging out and you go to the bathroom
      Cacaonut 16 jul
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    • Using bad, cuddling for warmth good
      Choruss 14 jul
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    • I would be more than happy to be in that situation. But honestly what I need is someone who will accept and like me and care for me personally
      TheScoot 14 jul
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    • When Meth gets featured twice in the same set
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    • Enough horny, lego star wars
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    • Congrats on the 2 features
      Xpac 14 jul
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    • I dunno being used kind of fucking sucks when you start to like em.
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    • Guys my crush actually wants to marry me and idk what to do cuz its stressful af
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    • Cr1tikal 14 jul
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    • I'll be your dirty little trashcan
      JNichs095 14 jul
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    • Your use is to fill the friend zone
      guntex 14 jul
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    • Disgusting degenerate filth
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    • Gladly
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    • Use me cause you ain't that average groupie
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    • koolkidv7 15 jul
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    • Its normal to want your crush to use u as a human toilet right?
      sneklover 14 jul
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    • Only have sex when married, other wise it is meaningless
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    • Do not let yourself be used by anyone, even someone you love, you don't want to risk that and find out they only jumped on you because the person they liked left, because then they leave you as soon as the honeymoon phase is over...
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    • I'm having sex tomorrow for the first time since lockdown in march 😂
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    • Use me and abuse me
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    • If someone is complaining to you about their sex life that's a prime open door for you to try and smash. If they say no then you can let them know you aren't too interested in their sex life then unless you're a weirdo and like hearing about bitches dick appointments
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    • Ain't never had a crush, probably has something to do with me not letting myself feel things like that
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    • It works, just dont catch any more feels unless theyre throwing em
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    • That's where you go wrong. Don't settle but also don't be too picky. Find the one for you that is good
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    • My girlfriend just doesn't like having sex, so ha
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    • That means they want to be KO'ed!
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    • My old crush: damn, I miss kissing someone. Me:
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    • She called me "buddy"
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    • Jokes on you I’ve never had sex
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    • Dick doesn't feel good to women. They can only finish from fingering and oral. Quit lying
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    • "in a while"....
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    • I havent had good sex in a while. Anyone? No? Ok
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    • Woman moment woman moment
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    • Need a girl that wants to have a sexual relationship online
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    • im a virgin and my crush is also a virgin, what do i do??
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    • Waiting for marriage woo hoo
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    • Where is the kitorious
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    • Ever
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    • Whore
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    • No girl has ever thought this about me
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    • But that always means you'll be the 2nd.
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    • My crush messaged me randomly last night and said she wanted to do something stupid I would like, and then proceeded to send me nudes. Last night was a good ass night
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    • That's fucked
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    • If your crush says shit like that it’s time to re-evaluate your life
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    • Simp
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    • Woman/incel moment
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    • Sounds like she belong to the streets my guy
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    • This better have been posted by a fucking woman cus I can see one of these cucks on this app postings some shit like this
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    • I haven’t had a gf in awhile
      JEZSP 15 jul
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    • Sit on my fucking face.
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    • Don’t disrespect your importance for a moment of pleasure
      Dalek_Q 15 jul
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    • Premarital eye contact 🤮🤮🤮
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    • Ok so... who is trying to suck my dick
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    • Nah that's the ex trying to full fill all of your sexual fantasies in hope of you forgiving her. "Come on i'll show you what I did to your friend." Lmao
      Joshkashi 15 jul
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    • Nah that's bluewestlo
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    • Why even bother. Crush said I was a 5/10
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    • You people like to have sex instead of building lego sets together?
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    • Indeed
      NiceCube 15 jul
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    • Get yourselves a virgin girlfriend. They're like unicorns but they'll love you like a human being deserves.
      Plorf 15 jul
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