When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
Imagine just driving around and a big ass robot jumps out of nowhere and tells your car to square up and your car says "aight bet"
SargentSavage SargentSavage
5 nov 2020
Imagine just driving around and a big ass robot jumps out of nowhere and tells your car to square up and your car says "aight bet"
showerfeelings
Shower Thoughts
A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
26 sep 2020
showerfeelings Shower Thoughts A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
want some
Kidney ,stones,
ONLY
lakeonn lakeonn
8 may
want some Kidney ,stones, ONLY
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
CammyCamaro CammyCamaro
30 jan
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_ THE_PSYCHO_WOLF_
26 sep 2020
Nobody: Small dogs when they see a big dog that could easily kill them:
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
if i ever sme you
on my owner again will fuck
yes.
this
dog
Reallybro_ Reallybro_
30 sep 2020
if i ever sme you on my owner again will fuck yes. this dog
POV: You're a task in electrical
fy al d
MufflnMan MufflnMan
5 oct 2020
POV: You're a task in electrical fy al d
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
Bumo64 Bumo64
26 sep 2020
Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean. - Alright, fellas, give me a name for this little bean.
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message?
What's up with that seriously?
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
5 feb
I never understood why they put some words in colors. Are you gonna read only the colored ones? Does it give you a secret message? What's up with that seriously?
spudnikk spudnikk
23 sep 2020
My dog Jack, who isn't afraid of the vet, large wildlife; busy, streets, or, anything that can actually harm him