When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
24 feb
When your cheat meal turns into a 6 month long
When you return to the starting area with your
level 100 character
OhYuFine OhYuFine
20 jan 2021
When you return to the starting area with your level 100 character
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
My cat: "escapes"
My cat a week later:
memzy memzy
24 sep 2020
My cat: "escapes" My cat a week later:
Decline Accept
Iiszt Iiszt
26 jan
Decline Accept
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl
and I'm like
"It's levidsa."
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
My milkshake brings the geeks to the yartl and I'm like "It's levidsa."
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree:
Mission accomplished
BobbyBlabby_CKY BobbyBlabby_CKY
25 sep 2020
Superheroes after dealing $130M in damage only to save a cat from a tree: Mission accomplished
she a glass of milk
Retired_Sinner Retired_Sinner
21 sep 2020
she a glass of milk
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even
carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
MemeVash MemeVash
29 sep 2020
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help
them absorb these special
chemicals. Once the chemicals
are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're
smelling
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
26 sep 2020
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help them absorb these special chemicals. Once the chemicals are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're smelling
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
starry_animals_birb starry_animals_birb
26 sep 2020
idk what happens to my voice when see a cute dog
nac dh sadness
tomorrow is Monday
nac dh sadness tomorrow is Monday
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't
@wordmixrr
a cat person."
we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
26 sep 2020
when we met my boyfriend "just wasn't @wordmixrr a cat person." we're out of wet food & he's currently cooking fish so "the boys can still have a good dinner" as though they're loyal patrons of a restaurant he cannot disappoint & not two mini hellpanthers that poop in a box & yell at us
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
GoddessSaigon GoddessSaigon
11 nov 2020
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
No one: Cats when they love someone: