When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
FRESHTOWELS FRESHTOWELS
17 feb
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
We ain't like other triplets
@ZaheerAmien
times"
"wtf man, I already shot that chick two
cermhit cermhit
26 jan
We ain't like other triplets @ZaheerAmien times" "wtf man, I already shot that chick two
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
AFloridian AFloridian
11 feb
How I sleep knowing that I'll be spending Valentine's Day alone but at least I got this weighted blanket
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you
give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
- Bob Marley
LaDyEnIgMa69
24 sep 2020
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough.
Einstein
urgenthumor urgenthumor
3 feb
hi-vou al exolanit simaly, you don't understand well enough. Einstein
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
riu
Py) Md
~ (SORE Ce)
THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SAD
We Made Bakers Watch Their Loaves Be
Turned Into Bread Bowls
ClickHole - views - 5 years ago
WhoisFizAgain WhoisFizAgain
10 sep 2020
riu Py) Md ~ (SORE Ce) THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SAD We Made Bakers Watch Their Loaves Be Turned Into Bread Bowls ClickHole - views - 5 years ago
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade
Japan: No
USA: *Brings out the Navy*
I said we trade tod
history_memelord history_memelord
27 dec 2020
USA: Open your borders to us so that we could trade Japan: No USA: *Brings out the Navy* I said we trade tod
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
Hey look, an alien!
This is my planet.
So you're the f*cking alien here..
RolaF RolaF
25 sep 2020
Hey look, an alien! This is my planet. So you're the f*cking alien here..
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
IndustriousDaddyV3 IndustriousDaddyV3
24 oct 2020
lifts the armrest and puts her hair in a ponytail
Linda Hathaway Foster
21 No at
I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went
"Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.
~ balkanradfem
CadetBoneSpurs CadetBoneSpurs
21 dec 2020
Linda Hathaway Foster 21 No at I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went "Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage. ~ balkanradfem
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon
Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but
no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music
STAR. WARS
\ _THE
\DALORIA
smokersandjokers smokersandjokers
30 dec 2020
Everyone is thanking Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau for The Mandalorian season 2 but no one is thanking Ludwig Goransson for his extraordinary music STAR. WARS \ _THE \DALORIA
Pink Floyd - Dogs - my dog reacts (cute animals)
someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you - someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you
TwinFalls TwinFalls
21 sep 2020
Pink Floyd - Dogs - my dog reacts (cute animals) someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you - someone comment sometnimg i want to talk to you
This Man Is Risking His
Own Life To Save Dogs
From The Meat Industry
SE
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
This Man Is Risking His Own Life To Save Dogs From The Meat Industry SE
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"
MidnightAtarian MidnightAtarian
21 sep 2020
"Damn Girl! You tearing them Hot wings up!!"