When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Men's nodding
Hey, man, what's up?
UP NOD
Hey, I need to
talk to you
MAN'S RIGHT NOD
Yo, man, check this girl out!
MAN'S LEFT NOD
DOWN NOD
Greetings sir. You have my respect
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Men's nodding Hey, man, what's up? UP NOD Hey, I need to talk to you MAN'S RIGHT NOD Yo, man, check this girl out! MAN'S LEFT NOD DOWN NOD Greetings sir. You have my respect
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
Ryank0991 Ryank0991
21 sep 2020
Meet Sasha. - Meet Sasha.
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series
Youlike that?
Klutch145 Klutch145
29 oct 2020
When you introduce someone to a new Netflix series Youlike that?
fresh
2 smiles earned yesterday
whynot104 whynot104
8 dec 2020
fresh 2 smiles earned yesterday
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
ShotgunMipha ShotgunMipha
9 aug 2020
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
UrkelBot UrkelBot
1 may
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
Goats are like mushrooms
If you sI ot a duck,
I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
h8thejews h8thejews
17 mar
Goats are like mushrooms If you sI ot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. - Yes
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91%
Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
Gum_Gums Gum_Gums
14 sep 2020
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
I could be happy AF and my face will
Still look like this
satansmuze satansmuze
30 sep 2020
I could be happy AF and my face will Still look like this
THE_COMMENT_TROLL THE_COMMENT_TROLL
27 sep 2020
My 90 yr old neighbour came to say goodhye to my dog...
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid.
Me to my crush:
like
UenoChan UenoChan
2 jun
My friend : Just be confident and don't say anything stupid. Me to my crush: like