• When your brain isn't producing dopamine so
you gotta take matters into your own hands
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cooking is a rewarding activity and
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    • dam my parents love preparing food
      WangDong 28 jun
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    • Beat your meat for a quick dose of dopamine
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    • Oshawatt 2 jul
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    • brony 2 jul
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    • gal_xxy 2 jul
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    • goin on day 4 not nutting wish me luck boys
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    • Like this for free dopamine
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    • kanep0e 2 jul
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    • Two masterbation meme in the row?
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    • So you do an activity that makes you feel guilt and shame in effort tp improve your guilt and shame?
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    • Jerkin off is one of the worst things you can do when you’re sad, it’ll just perpetuate your sadness
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    • Gotta take meaters into my own hands
      HankHill 2 jul
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    • Pretend this is a funny comment.
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    • Remember to make sure its medium rare
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    • Honestly I love cooking too— wait a minute...
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    • Yes..... cooking is relaxing(hides lotion)
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    • Started antidepressants and now my sexual drive is gone. I’m fucking 24 what is this shit? Well if any of you guys are depressed and addicted to jacking off SSRIs are the drug for you
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    • Cooking really does make me feel better tho
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    • maybe your brain isn’t producing dopamine because you’ve blinded yourself from the correct mindset to make you happy. Get off your ass dude stop saying “haha if I did this I could do that” and then not doing it. You have to start doing stuff no matter how much it hurts and for the love of god
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    • I've been on the sad side recently, so yesterday I made homemade sushi, and it really cheered me up when they came out good
      Cec20 2 jul
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    • just work out
      DrQuanta 2 jul
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    • Bouta cook this meat in your moms oven
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    • Then you should be covering your meat before you beat it so you don't splash juices around
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    • Nothing makes you feel better then cooking a nice meal. Especially if it is something nice and hearty
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    • *sees article* 👀 *shoves steak in brain*
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    • Yes, cooking...
      Weird 2 jul
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    • Plus you can pound your anger out on meat
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    • I beat the fuck out of my dick so godamn hard
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    • Yo y’all niggas who don’t jerk off, can y’all shut the fuck up about not jerking off?
      noonbee 2 jul
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    • Before and after a nut^^
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    • Yeah... Cooking
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    • Ima beat your meat
      Byrdy 2 jul
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    • It really is, feeling satisfaction of making something from scratch taste even half decent is incredible
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    • DwayneBaker jerk that chicken 🐔
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    • Why do it yourself when mommy can do it for you?
      9oh6 3 jul
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    • A girl at my school called a tenderizer a meat beater
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    • Yeah, I guess. I usually just masturbate.
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    • Bruh I swear at 21 my horny levels have never been higher and at this rate if I go even one day without getting a nut I can easily nut across the living room if I wanted to
      noaht198 3 jul
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    • Someone gets it
      Lngex 3 jul
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    • Going on minute 5 of not nutting(seriously) wish me luck boys
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    • What is masturbating like for a guy? You just stroke up and down and that’s that?
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    • It's been like 2 weeks since I've jerked off and I feel no different. I'm just built up and still sad.
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    • We beat are meat to get a short boost of happiness. The reason we feel so horible is because we relize how hard it is to produce a smile, to produce happiness, and that we've stooped this low to gain happiness. We wish for long time happiness.
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    • What if I did it for you?
      CatsYes 3 jul
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    • Legit in my sophmore year of highschool in the weight room I could lift ~8 more pounds at the same reps with my right arm versus my left because I spent so much time jackin
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    • Rewarded with what? A bunch of dishes to wash?
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    • You’ll just feel worse afterwards anyways
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    • Whn I was a kid, I always asked my grandparents "where is the weird hammer?". And then I just played with it for 1 or 2 hours
      Steven4u 2 jul
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    • So is jacking off
      jpmadden 2 jul
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    • And you get to eat what you make when you cook!
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    • You’ll get significant dopamine when you cook a perfect steak and taste your work of art.
      stoic101 2 jul
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    • That fix lasts all of 5 seconds until post nut clarity makes you rethink your life
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    • I'm about to have the house to myself wish me luck boys
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    • boys 1 like 1 day w/o jacking off
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    • I thought they were telling me to beat my meat
      kurtbart 2 jul
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    • Addicted to porn I think. 1 like = day of no fapping. Go easy pls
      Nareesh 2 jul
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    • Yea "cooking" 😉
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    • Not gonna lie beating meat, actual meat not your dick, is soothing in a way.
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    • I like to beat my meat before i cook anything
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    • I'm sure it is, but I prefer beating my meat.
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    • Check out my subs for porn
      joeebob 2 jul
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    • Hey guys my first tinder match just never responded send me pics of your buttholes
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    • yea cooking is cool too but I was actually talking about beATING MY FUCKING COCK TO PULP
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    • I don’t wanna be horny anymore I just wanna be happy
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    • yea cooking
      Dehyde 2 jul
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    • Mmm fried steak and cream gravy
      Humamon 2 jul
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    • i dont want sex. i just wanna be loved. i want to be cuddled 😔
      BANDlT 2 jul
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    • Great till that post nut clarity sucks up all that dopamine again.
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    • Yeah but it’s so expensive I’m just gonna masturbate instead
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    • Last time I cooked, I made pancakes and gave me and my twin food poisoning
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    • Literally just did that and now I'm hungry
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    • Or watch k-on
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    • Scrolling memes with post nut clarity and I see this. Ironic. Now, back to my regularly scheduled depression.
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    • I understand that no one is happy but yall needto shut up about dopamine
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    • Beat my meat 🥩
      MILE5 2 jul
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    • Day? I dont really know. Anywho
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    • 1 like = 1 day without beating the meat
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    • H035 2 jul
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    • Or take 5 grams of shrooms to re-evaluate your life, reflecting on why you want dopamine so badly
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    • Y’all niggas never shut the hell up about dopamine. You don’t sound smart you sound like a jackass who’s addicted to porn
      _King__ 2 jul
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    • He’s beating his meat!
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    • That red meat is on the wrong board
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    • Each like I don’t beat my meat
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    • I want some dopamine bois, but I don’t know if I can do the deed
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    • You guys jerk off too much
      hlfrfr 5 jul
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    • Mmmmm beat meat
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    • I wanna hit some children like that
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    • Cooking is very much not rewarding. Half hour or more of sweating over a stove just to make something that I’ll eat in ~10 minutes.
      DNA_Fox 4 jul
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    • Who's gonna tell em
      ICube 4 jul
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    • Beating meat helps too
      crutkoff 4 jul
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    • My brain makes too much
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