• When you wanna die
on the job but
Safety comes first
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    • At least I’ll die on the job site to make things worse/more complicated for my company
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    • My asshole always puckers up whenever I have to go on the roof of a house
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    • Hopefully this will help people feel better if they are sad
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    • Just ask Bob
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    • OSHA
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    • I know you're here PorkSword. SHOW YOURSELF.
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    • Just work at a tree farm
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    • Woah that's not to pimp chimpin
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    • Safety is always number six.
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    • Always wear your PPE
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    • Ghisaldine Maxwell is on work release already?
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    • It’ll save you from hitting the ground but...
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    • If safety is paramount then securing a noose to the neck would be counterintuitive to the notion of safety...
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    • "A meteor is coming for you. Quick, rappel down."
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    • My profile picture is literally me holding a pump jack brace, like the one he’s screwing into the shingles😂
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    • I'll die anywhere else besides my job. Fuck my job
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    • The key is not to die just get very close
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    • Remember kids, safety is expensive, don’t do it
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    • Why is this fucking featured with 20 likes?
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    • I just died inside someone’s daughter.
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    • I have a job interview tomorrow, kind nervous
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    • fall protection
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    • He's just playing roof building on hardcore
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    • Same
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    • Fuck
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    • Look in the background 😳
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    • Best way to go, in the job, the insurance payout is bigger.
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    • Bubba Wallace?
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    • You can catch flys with honey but you can catch more honeys bein fly.
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    • Roofers are just fucking dumb lmao i always see them doing the wackiest shit
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    • I bet anything bubba wallace put that noose there
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    • I’ve never set pump jacks up using a harness, I like the feeling of potentially falling to my death
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    • Ah yes scuislide
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    • OSHA approved.
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    • Working in hvac
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    • I have the exact same pair of timberlands. Best roofing boots out there
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    • He might land his buttocks on the fence that would really do it
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    • Ooo_Noo
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    • Ooh no I dieeed
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    • Got that from a garage door.
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    • If you wanna fake commiting suicide for attention, use pills not a rope. Even the slightest tension on your jugular will knock you out in seconds and you will actually die. You're welcome kids, now put down your phones and go to sleep. You have therapy tomorrow.
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    • He's just culling the heard is all, definitely safer without that gene pool in the mix
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    • Falling off a roof probably won't k1ll you - let's change that.
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    • Is he drilling the clamps over the shingles?
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    • Edgy
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    • I think that's a fucking slipknot too so if he falls it'll get tighter
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    • Seems correct to me
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    • I believe it's called workman's comp
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    • Bruh 95 degree weather roofing is brutal up here in ny this week
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    • That's not how to tie a Slipknot dumbass
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    • Saftey is important
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    • Workers comp 101
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    • Same
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    • Great. More people saying they want to die, thinking they are the funniest person in the world
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    • I really really really want to tag my scumbag of a ex on this
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    • OSHA: OSHIT
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    • When your bro hits you with the “ just livin the dream”
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    • Thats a noose, in or ontop of bubbas garage, and this offends me!!! Kidding but holy fuck, lib tards will have a field day with this meme
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    • Wheres the cushion jackass
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    • *Insert OSHA regulated screeching meme here
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    • Somewhere there is a wife that is freaking out about this picture
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    • Tomato tomato
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    • Safety 1st....right after profits
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    • Fuck OSHA!!! All my homies hate OSHA.
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    • Same
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    • Maxwell escaping from prison
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    • At least he takes ppe seriously
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    • Die safely
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    • Here's a question, would it still count as falling to your death?
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    • Fuck shingling on steep ass roofs like this
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    • Yep
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    • Wow thats so dangerous, what if kids get a hold of them?!
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    • Literally everyone at my job
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    • When you have serious daddy issues
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