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    • Here’s the trick. Tell her that you have a great spot picked out and then have her guess what it is. Whatever her first guess is that’s where you take her
      hkna 24 dec
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    • What the hell is up with this new smile system?
      TetoChan 24 dec
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    • TDFZ 24 dec
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    • Just stay at home and cook for her
      4
    • AGAM 24 dec
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    • _Komi_ 24 dec
      4
    • There's a restaurant called "I don't know bar and grille." near me. Thats where we go when ever she says idk.
      gig_bay_ 24 dec
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    • God made it so women can’t decide what to eat. He let eve do it and she fucked it up for everyone. That’s why men make all the decisions. Women are just property.
      sfgfan 24 dec
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    • Earrape next coming
      3 1
    • muppies 24 dec
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    • Memesq 24 dec
      3
    • I'm I the only one that doesn't have the new "smile system"?
      Zenyattaz 24 dec
      3
    • jwest33 24 dec
      3
    • bc the last time a woman picked where to eat she doomed all of humanity by eating that GOD DAMN APPLE.....
      EtsMeBeetch 24 dec
      3 1
    • Then perish
      3
    • Give her a choice of 3 places. Or ask her to guess then, take her there. Best way to ask a girl where she wants to eat. Ps. I just found this out recently myself
      LIFRE 24 dec
      3
    • Her: U pick me: ok we r going to her: NOoOoOoO
      3
    • Have some balls and pick a spot go there and eat.
      2
    • Here’s a wild concept: Women aren’t honest. Just be a man and pick where you want to eat and she’ll go
      2
    • THE PAIN IN HIS EXPRESSION
      2
    • idiot 24 dec
      2
    • I say I don’t know because what if YOU don’t like that place? Is it too pricey? Doesn’t taste good? Too far away? Anxiety kicks me in the face and says “if you don’t say I don’t know then I will beat you until you fall asleep”
      despaYEET0 24 dec
      2
    • WHY TF DOES SPONGEBOB LOOK LIKE HES NUTTING
      funy_town 24 dec
      2 1
    • idiot 24 dec
      2
    • She bout to eat my meat if she don't hurry up
      2
    • Ask her where she thinks he is going to take her
      A_Elle99 24 dec
      2
    • Legit that’s me I can never make up my mind
      Keweismybaby 24 dec
      2
    • Tell her 5 places to eat. Tell her to choose 2 then you pick one from those 2
      _Raccoonz 24 dec
      2
    • WrongHood 24 dec
      2
    • And then she says whatever you want, and then you name a restaurant and she says “no not that one.” And you name several more only to get the same response. And then you name a restaurant that she likes and she’ll say, “well if that’s what you want.”
      Omega1558 24 dec
      2
    • Tc is wrong. If she says she doesn't care, she wants you to make a choice. Just pick a place and go there. If she bitches, tell her she gave up having an opinion.
      Honig 24 dec
      2
    • I’m a female and from our point of view we know what we want but we feel bad Incase you don’t like that place.
      2
    • You could create a restaurant named "I Don't Know" and take her there. And the slogan can be "Shut up and eat it."
      Soralord 24 dec
      2
    • Lowrinse 24 dec
      3
    • Here's the trick: kidnap and kill her
      2
    • Shozo459 26 dec
      1
    • Why don’t you pick? I’m indecisive as hell and my boyfriend gets mad when I don’t know what I want but refuses to pick for us when I tell him I want him to choose
      that_kat 25 dec
      1 2
    • If that annoys you, quit asking her what she wants. If she doesn't want what you choose, let the bitch starve
      1
    • Me and my boyfriend always know where we’re going to go we never have any issues lol
      1
    • What did you do to my drink?!
      namtabmi 25 dec
      1
    • Ok so story time. I had a $5 off coupon for red lobster. So we went to red lobster. Now I love seafood. Because of this, I spent around 20 min on just deciding what i wanted. Scampi? Shrimp pasta? Crab pasta? Salmon? Talapia? Bruh i didnt know. So I picked the crab pasta stuff. Bad idea. Too rich.
      henjxkvjs 25 dec
      1 1
    • She wants you to take charge and tell her what she wants to eat
      romaniandud 25 dec
      1
    • It’s my first day on iFunny, gimme TC so I can flex
      2
    • How bout an 11 mile radius?
      TGMatthew 24 dec
      1
    • Every restaurant at least has chicken tenders. Just fuckin pick something or let him pick whatever he’s craving.
      katiekitty 24 dec
      1
    • That bitch is about to starve
      weewoo1 24 dec
      2
    • Just ask her what she doesn’t want. It’s a lot easier to chose what you don’t want. Like I don’t like to chose because I never know how much my husband is wanting to spend on different nights. I feel too guilty bc im lucky to be a stay at home mom, so I don’t like to spend too much unless it him.
      1
    • I just say Im not hungry anymore...Im single now, but now I can go wherever I want.
      M3M3_4DD1C7 24 dec
      1
    • Just go where tf you wanna go. Take charge. Everytime I decided on the place, even if she sighed or what not I was in her pants a few hours later anyways.
      Methodius 24 dec
      1
    • It’s because the last time woman chose what to eat they damned all of humanity. Think Adam and Eve
      Legnd20Devin 24 dec
      1
    • Maybe because last time she chose she fucked over humanity?
      Sinninsaint 24 dec
      1
    • YOU WHAAAAA
      1
    • When you cum inside and she ain't on birth control
      NariGamez 24 dec
      1
    • Go to "I don't know, you decide" it's a nice little cafe in California
      1
    • Eat my meat
      BigRalph 24 dec
      1
    • LeonAli 24 dec
      1
    • You could just go to a grocery store and make the dinner together. 😊😊
      LeopardNail 24 dec
      1
    • Hey, it’s hard to decide, ok?
      Alaralpaca 24 dec
      1
    • Fucking leave her ass at home an feed yo self
      3
    • If someone doesn’t know where to eat don’t ask them just take them somewhere
      Requix 24 dec
      2
    • I don’t get why people hate the new system. I have the smiles and frowns. Like I always had.
      1
    • Haha your assuming i have a girl. Sux to be wrong 😎
      D0M13P0T80 24 dec
      1
    • That’s me asf
      1
    • Just pick a place and if she doesn't like it she can either sit in the car or go inside and eat
      1
    • iamjakehill - IDK (Ties into this perfectly check it the fuck out)
      1
    • Whats it like? Cant relate.
      HKHernandez 24 dec
      1
    • Foodporn this way
      1
    • If she doesnt pick, you pick and if she whines remind her she had ample time to pick one out
      1
    • WHAT DID U PUT IN MY DRINK
      JKRISPY99 24 dec
      1
    • Fuck it lets go to the next state to eat
      1
    • Real reason for all domestic violences
      user1tom 24 dec
      1
    • If anyone wants to talk to a cute little college girl hit me up in chat for more info and her Snapchat
      jenightwolf 24 dec
      1
    • :)
      potato_95 24 dec
      1
    • Just be gay, it's honestly alot easier.
      LewdBanana 24 dec
      2
    • Name 5-10 restaurants and then slowly take turns removing an option
      youngbloody 24 dec
      1
    • If I did that where I lived it would only be 1
      2
    • iTs YOuR cHOiCe
      gingerr 24 dec
      1
    • Next feature you are warned headphone users like so people can see
      1
    • And at the end of the day, it was your fault
      1
    • content not available more
      idiot 24 dec
      5
    • When he* doesn’t know what to eat, from my experience 😂
      2
    • I saw this somewhere, I dont remember where, but it's always worked for me. Play the 5, 3, 1 game. You pick 5 restaraunts that you know she likes. Then she picks 3 from that list that she would be okay with going to. Then you pick one from that list since she said she'd be okay with any 3 of them.
      DoaWK 24 dec
      1
    • Fuck
      1
    • Actually more options can make it harder for someone to decide, narrowing it down can make it easier
      Madam_Mortem 24 dec
      2
    • How about just pick a restaurant. If she doesn’t like it maybe she will start giving suggestions next time you ask.
      1
    • Pattwick 24 dec
      1
    • I can hear this picture
      aydenbombing 24 dec
      1
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