• When you told her you were drinkin pineapple juice all week but all you did was eating nasty steaks and asparagus
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    • The fuck did you say about steak
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    • Haha laugh guys it's a joke about sucking dick! Haha
      BrookIyn 8 aug
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    • For those who don't know pineapple is supposed to make you semen taste sweeter
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    • If you got a problem with steak then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate
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    • My buddy who was in the army use to play a game with his friends that went like this. Whoever can go the longest without showering and get there dick sucked wins.
      macdeala 8 aug
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    • Pineapple makes your pee juicy and dick taste sweet
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    • What do you fucking mean nasty steak and asparagus
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    • I might be a fatass, but my cum tastes like cookies and creme
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    • Red meat makes your cum taste really bad for those wondering.
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    • Ik you didn’t just disrespect steak like that
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    • I mean. I still like the taste. Apparently that makes me weird tho
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    • Dick S U c k
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    • I mean what was keeping the dude from just drinking the juice while he ate steak and asspearguess
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    • When I nut in her mouth it comes out hard and she said it feels like pop rocks
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    • Nasty steaks? Maybe learn how to cook ya fucking idiot.
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    • Nasty steaks? What are you fucking vegan?
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    • You must have balls the size of Jupiter to be talking shit about steak
      Prindle 8 aug
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    • It's funny seeing people not know about what pineapple juice is actually used for.
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    • I trained a dude to eat healthier with blowjobs, his mom caught on I'm pretty sure but didnt say anything because he was getting healthier
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    • What. The. FLYING FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT STEAKS?!?!?!?!?!
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    • Don't want her getting used to pineapple jizz
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    • Marinate your steaks and water your asparagus with pineapple juice.
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    • Some motherfuckers don’t understand this, so I’ll spell it out for you. Cum tastes sweeter when the person has been eating sweeter fruits.
      TitoEH 11 aug
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    • Nasty steaks.. guy must have been eating at applebees
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    • Guys its because SUCK COCK and she EAT CUM. HAHAHAHAHAHA sex FUNNY
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    • Wonder what mine tastes like...
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    • Does steak make my cum taste worse
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    • Excuse me who the fuckity fuckery fuck just called steak, the food of the Lord, NASTY. Fuck you, I'm going to go cook the sexy ass Black Angus New York Strip in my fridge.
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    • What kind of person makes them nasty? If there is one, they shouldn’t be cooking them!
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    • You absolute morons... women don’t exist.
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    • If you want a girl to suck your dick why would you do something like that?
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    • Wtf?
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    • Asparagus?
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    • Semen, guys. Semen.
      MrSlave 8 aug
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    • Huh???
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    • Steaks make my cum taste better though
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    • "All you did was eating"
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    • Yeah funny for 12 year olds
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    • Get it? Cum!
      Origin11 8 aug
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    • You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and wonders why his life sucks
      ZubZub 8 aug
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    • Why the fuck is this featured
      juju312 8 aug
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    • I don’t get this in the slightest I’m sorry
      Fritzor 8 aug
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    • When she went in she’s probably like bone apple my tits 😩😩😩💦
      Kavan 8 aug
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    • Can’t relate thankfully
      MemeSir 8 aug
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    • I mean.... it doesn’t really change the taste that much at all.. so
      Pandiiii 8 aug
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    • Is this some couple joke that I am too single to understand
      ankitkt2 8 aug
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    • Sauce?
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    • she’s overreacting bc she hungry, give her a leaf
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    • Why are people getting so offended?
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    • Remake this meme, and take the word "nasty" out. Would be much better.
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    • This person probably eats their steak well done
      Hdoujin 8 aug
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    • Like if you understand because this is funny
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    • Shit with them braids I'd bust her in ass
      PapiVarg 8 aug
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    • This is some green new deal shit
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    • Tf wrong with her?
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    • I just freakin had that for dinner tonight
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    • Why does it look like she has a 6 pack on her neck?
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    • These comments are actually fucking retarded.
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    • Imagine being loved by a female 😞
      Lick 8 aug
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    • I love steak, but sadly this meme has truth in it
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    • Asparagus is actually good for your dick
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    • Energy drinks are trash too, don't drink them and expect me to swallow 😅
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    • Why would you eat a nasty steak? Poor wording.
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    • Alcohol really does the taste bad
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    • I’ve tasted bad cum before but honestly no matter how my bfs cum tastes I love it because I love him and I love anything that’s a result of his pleasure
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    • Steak makes it taste nasty?
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    • First off I'll shall never tell guy who I'm with to change for me. Mama loves steak and tacos too you know😁
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    • I don't like sweet tasting cum, I like it saltier, bitter is bad tho
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    • Im not gonna say i have the cleanest diet but i also dont get takeout a lot nor eat fast food a lot. So when girls swallow my nut i always ask them what does it taste like and they say nothing, it tastes like nothing, just guey. Its strange because girls ive never been with say they dont like
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    • Damn what is wrong with her throat
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