When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
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Spicytunaroll01 Spicytunaroll01
27 jan 2021
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections
Go @le
Whet should the president do? soy
QueenAndromeda QueenAndromeda
4 nov 2020
Kanye after accidentally winning the elections Go @le Whet should the president do? soy
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!"
TRAINING
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
"OMG. can't believe your dog just does whatever you tell it to, Susie. You must be a dog whisperer!" TRAINING
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
HOT DOGS.
ARMORED HOT DOGS.
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
HOT DOGS. ARMORED HOT DOGS.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Single moms on a first date:
No one: Absolutely no one: Single moms on a first date:
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
EllietheGolden EllietheGolden
29 sep 2020
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
kirby just swallowed you.
what ability did he get???
kirby just swallowed you. what ability did he get???
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
MrEcchiKing MrEcchiKing
24 nov 2020
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
eat Grass
Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass.
Klonerater
Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast.
Adrigogo
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His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast
eat Grass Woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass. Klonerater Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast. Adrigogo Reply His heart rate went from 100 to 0 real fucking fast