When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven
IN
Expelle Expelle
10 apr
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven IN
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online
blessing from the Lord!
Bushido Bushido
31 dec 2020
When you're having a bad day and all of the boys are online blessing from the Lord!
How often do you blink?
Fairly often
Never 20%
*20%
\\Js
tares
erfucker
Meth Meth
2 mar
How often do you blink? Fairly often Never 20% *20% \\Js tares erfucker
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
DP" RAWDOGITHATONVYGEND:
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
28 sep 2020
Me after chugging the water bottle on my night stand at am
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
AisuruHiro AisuruHiro
26 mar
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
wankerdanker wankerdanker
24 sep 2020
PEELING MY BALLSAGK FROM MY LEG WHEN ITS HOT OUTSIBE
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
22 sep 2020
© Based on: confesscollege
Bro please do this I promise it's fun as fuck Put the speaker on your mouth and open and close your mouth
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me
SS
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me SS
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
Nobody:
Pictures on barbershop wall:
clerp clerp
22 jan 2021
Nobody: Pictures on barbershop wall:
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE
OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
AWCY AWCY
3 mar
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
When you're a male deer and it's mating season
My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
When you're a male deer and it's mating season My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck.
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
MemeThief_00 MemeThief_00
26 sep 2020
8 year old me playing dead in the pool to see if anyone cared:
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids
me: nah i'd rather have the money
kennugly kennugly
19 jan 2021
[first day as a mugger] me: *points gun* gimme all your money guy: please, I have kids me: nah i'd rather have the money
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers
STAAT
Floofiplier Floofiplier
22 sep 2020
Every year 10 million dogs are killed to make Playstation controllers STAAT
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?