When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
munchkinbear munchkinbear
27 sep 2020
picey When your dog feels the beat!
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
xcaboose116x xcaboose116x
11 may
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
MadMacks MadMacks
24 sep 2020
when you just paid $75 for $20 worth of food on DoorDash and your whole meal is cold and nasty
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Dafua?
Whose hand is that?
Dafua? Whose hand is that?
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev.
OEquip.Believers
Give me one more chance...
Someday it will be too late...
tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation."
2 Corinthians
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
29 sep 2020
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev. OEquip.Believers Give me one more chance... Someday it will be too late... tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation." 2 Corinthians
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
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24 sep 2020
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Hey man I'm amer, a player, players get chicks, I get death three from the k pop fanbase for saying the lego 'ebate sonn snu sonn
Princess Peach Who?
Mario should focus on family...
ringed_davidsirdude ringed_davidsirdude
10 oct 2020
Princess Peach Who? Mario should focus on family...