When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
SILENTLOVER SILENTLOVER
25 dec 2020
When you see your GF for the first time after quarantine
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink
When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
K_otic1
24 sep 2020
Uh. Kinda afraid to go downstairs. Turd grabs stuff out of the sink When you get the wrong brand of dog treats - When you get the wrong brand of dog treats
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
chromosome_dealer chromosome_dealer
23 sep 2020
yo where the fuck my rtrain ene ann
The Carolina dog is a feral dog breed native to the
Southeastern United States. DNA analysis suggests that they may have descended from the first canines that arrived in North America with the primitive humans who migrated from Asia across the Bering land bridge thousands of years ago.
DailyFacts DailyFacts
28 sep 2020
The Carolina dog is a feral dog breed native to the Southeastern United States. DNA analysis suggests that they may have descended from the first canines that arrived in North America with the primitive humans who migrated from Asia across the Bering land bridge thousands of years ago.
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
28d
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs
@thingsdoghandlerssay
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs @thingsdoghandlerssay
What do you chial
Of what ? aew
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
What do you chial Of what ? aew
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
blasterkeg1972 blasterkeg1972
26 feb
A man tried to rob a bank after paying $500 to wizard to make him invisible
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff
\Wars
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y, a
FORCE AWAKENS
\ \
Drop it
VultureDroid VultureDroid
29 sep 2020
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff \Wars yeahjthis) is fucking terrible y, a FORCE AWAKENS \ \ Drop it
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
xcaboose116x xcaboose116x
11 may
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own
hands fifteen years ago."
naahaliavahlatacte
AM3RICA AM3RICA
22 sep 2020
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago." naahaliavahlatacte
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME?
JAMES
JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME
WHERE'S MY DADS
UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES
MY DAG GAVEIT ME
WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH
WHERE'S MY DAGDY?
BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY
SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO
STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL
WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS
JAMES.
TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO
YOUR NANDY A HERG
MY BABBY AHERO
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME? JAMES JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME WHERE'S MY DADS UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES MY DAG GAVEIT ME WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH WHERE'S MY DAGDY? BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS JAMES. TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO YOUR NANDY A HERG MY BABBY AHERO
Coma
Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the
Pacific Northwest
oat
that_withoutmods_2 that_withoutmods_2
6 jan 2021
Coma Bikini Baristas Have Taken Over the Pacific Northwest oat
Me- gets naked
Her- glares
Mes
He'll grow
SweetTooth585 SweetTooth585
25 may
Me- gets naked Her- glares Mes He'll grow