When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
Me giving advice Me living my life
Tabby Tabby
5 mar
Me giving advice Me living my life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
Me, all My Gf, who disappears handsome n shit when I take my meds
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
People tell me they come here for the I melons, but they never buy any
pangur-and-grim:
I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this
and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible
Pangur I am sorry
BasicAndPoliticalComedy
24 sep 2020
pangur-and-grim: I'm so awful, like I have a fairytale beautiful cat who looks like this and yet I twist myself in knots trying to take the most evil unflattering photos possible Pangur I am sorry
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
When i ask my crush if she
Is free and her ugly friend says no.
ME:
Does this chattering animal speak you"
the_crying_Mexican the_crying_Mexican
5 jan 2021
When i ask my crush if she Is free and her ugly friend says no. ME: Does this chattering animal speak you"
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me
SS
When you're trying to change and people keep testing me SS
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is
watching, fuck you too.
Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
studerish studerish
22 jun
Fuck this ankle bracelet. If my parole officer is watching, fuck you too. Scotty Kilmer 217K views 3 months ago
Me:
*walks past a bee during an acid trip*
The bee:
Me: *walks past a bee during an acid trip* The bee:
Buckingham Palace Confirms
Prince Phillip Released From Morgue
In Good Health This Morning
macksowack macksowack
17 mar
Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning
if
have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think! - I have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think!
MrFatCat MrFatCat
28 sep 2020
if have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think! - I have an idea, check my comment and let me know what you guys think!
Females: "My baby so smart"
Me: when's your birthday Lil man?"
Him: "Shickennugget"
loganbutler loganbutler
24 apr
Females: "My baby so smart" Me: when's your birthday Lil man?" Him: "Shickennugget"
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?"
Me:
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
WE8K IN Jalll tO Cancel your stuaent loans?" Me: