When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
When you see someone take their first dab ever and they rip it hard as fuck
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
QTchan69 QTchan69
1 may
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
GrouchoMarks GrouchoMarks
25 sep 2020
Tony Rigatoni My goose thinks he's a dog and has been barking at me...
sweet babey boy
lyn
MAMETCHI
im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like
77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018
a thorn in the side of god
femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
memedealer775
26 sep 2020
sweet babey boy lyn MAMETCHI im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like 77.1K PM Nov 23, 2018 a thorn in the side of god femboys when they're 18 vs when they're 30
HELLO. I'M war's
FAT, YOUR NAME?
LAZ? CAT! O
Konzu Konzu
24 sep 2020
HELLO. I'M war's FAT, YOUR NAME? LAZ? CAT! O
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
AmericanWay AmericanWay
23 sep 2020
all Take your dog to work day
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT
OR A CAT SEAN?
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
NOT QUITE SURE THIS A COPY CAT OR A CAT SEAN?
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan 2021
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Mom: Clean your room otherwise
Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas
me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist:
ah
don't have to play this game, I'm a god
Mom: Clean your room otherwise Santa wont bring gifts for you this christmas me who just got to know Santa doesn't exist: ah don't have to play this game, I'm a god
peach time
ah! so sorry!
Ni-
.P Lovecraft's cat...
AN
Grug Grug
22 sep 2020
peach time ah! so sorry! Ni- .P Lovecraft's cat... AN