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    • If you had to kill marines for ammo you didn't deserve to be called a spartan.
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    • Remember at the end of Halo 3 when he had the infinite ammo Spartan laser?
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    • If you killed Marines in campaign you don’t deserve to play the next Halo :)
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    • Anyone that would kill their npc allies is a god damn sociopath.
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    • If you killed Marines for ammo you aren't worthy of the master chief playermodel
      YourDadV9 23 feb
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    • Only degenerates kill marines for ammo.True heroes give marines the best weapons in the game.
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    • Real Spartans pick up covenant guns when out of ammo
      Sizzurp 24 feb
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    • In this world theirs 2 types of people. Those who kill the marines, and those who protec marines. Which are you, my child?
      zackoo 23 feb
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    • Who remembers wrecking Johnson's shit on the last mission in halo 3?
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    • Don't be ridiculous, no one would never wastes splaser ammo on a Marine, we just hit them over the back of the head.
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    • Is everyone gonna act like at the end of halo 1 he wasn’t right next to the exploding ship hugging an elite and then he’s right back in halo 2
      BugsLife2 24 feb
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    • If you didn’t protect your marines and your ODSTs then you’re trash
      MrFlynt 24 feb
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    • In 2552, Sergeant Major Avery Johnson would play a vital role in aiding the Master Chief in the final days of the Covenant War. His heroism and sacrifice would help save all of humanity.
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    • We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth. And we most definitely regret that our ragetty ass fleet just got blown up by the core. Hoorah!
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    • Damn I never knew they dropped ammo, I was just killing them for fun
      Necrozma 23 feb
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    • Bold of you to think it’s possible to kill Johnson.
      SCP_2521_ 23 feb
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    • I can't relate. Never killed marines for ammo. Just gave them heavy weapons with 1 shot left. As a Spartan should
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    • You can literally swap weapons with marines since Halo 2. I’ve never killed any marines for their weapons ever
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    • What kind of trash kills the marines? Those guys are family
      neingag 24 feb
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    • U fucking killed them what the fuck get out, i would have to restart everytime one died especially 1 i liked died
      Jagerftw 23 feb
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    • He can’t kill Johnson tho. His fate is predetermined
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    • I miss how you can kill them for a little then they come back and try to get you. It’s small stuff like that that I miss from old games. New ones have the basic shit and that’s it. The new red dead has stuff like that. Like I discovered if you shoot a person in the stomach area, sometimes they’ll
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    • When i was little id play halo 2 with my brother and id get mad at him for doing that
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    • bruh i would try as hard as i could to save all the marines
      MrBoobers 23 feb
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    • I’d sooner use covenant weapons than kill my bois for ammo.
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    • I’d reload a checkpoint if marines died
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    • I never had the heart to do that. I never kill or harm friendly npcs.
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    • Hell no. I fight my hardest to keep marines alive. I'll duck behind cover to regen my shields then outta nowhere a marine gets in trouble and I'll jump back in without full shields
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    • Only the weak kill the marines for ammo
      3Rule4 23 feb
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    • Who is really wasting spartan laser ammo on Johnson tho
      headass_ 23 feb
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    • Little does anybody know if you kill Johnson early in the level Sierra 117 he gets a battle rifle and kills you with one burst
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    • I'd always go guns blazing in the marine base at the beginning of Halo 3 just to see how far I'd get
      smokeSYD 23 feb
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    • Real halo players reload checkpoints when marines die... real shit
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    • You can give a marine a weapon with one bullet. He somehow turns that one bullet into an infinite amount of ammunition
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    • If you let a marine die in a mission, you should be burned at the fucking stake
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    • I use to give the marines better weapons then have them get on my cars
      Panzer38t 24 feb
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    • hands don't run out of ammo
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    • I'd give them snipers, beam rifles, rockets and fuel rods before we all loaded up into a vehicle. I had a mini apocalypse riding with me and they would sometimes kill shit before I could.
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    • Um... I plead innocent
      the_chief 23 feb
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    • eXCUSE ME? Marines aRE fucking FRIENDS
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    • I did that as a kid and my grandad saw me. He told me to never shoot one of your own men and took my halo away for months
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    • Only trash noobs had to kill marines for ammo
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    • Imagine being that trash with ammo conservation /failing to pick up weapons that you kill your fellow marines
      Mochi2528 23 feb
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    • Spartans need not kill marines for ammo because they do not need guns to be considered the most deadly of all
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    • "I only die once, ya hear me?"
      Freshmoor 23 feb
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    • What a waste of a laser shot. Bitch has plot immunity everytime u see him...well u know up until the end. Spoilers
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    • Read this shit as Master Chef
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    • If you kill your Marines instead of giving them rocket launchers, you're the worst type of person
      Logo_Tho 23 feb
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    • What kind of monster kills their men when you can exchange weapons with them?
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    • Yo is it weird that I always tried to keep the marines alive for as long as I could?
      Lopoik 23 feb
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    • But johnsons invincible
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    • GoombaZoo 23 feb
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    • When I played if I couldn’t save a marine I’d reload last checkpoint. There are two kind of players
      jamieb373 24 feb
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    • dont be a bitch. kill the caption in the beginning of halo, and go through the whole campaign fighting covenant, flood, and a bunch of over caffeinated marines
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    • I put down every member of my team, me and Johnson laughed at those mortal weaklings as we absorbed infinite bullets
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    • I would never kill another marine
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    • What heartless bastard would kill Johnson?... Oh yeah... fucking Guilty Spark...
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    • No. Only monsters do that. The scum of the earth
      Snaffers 23 feb
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    • Yea but, Johnson is invincible. You can stick that man with a plasma grenade and he comes out walking
      AdobeReam 23 feb
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    • A friend used to always kill the marines, and I would always try to keep them alive. We’d end up killing each other every ten seconds and it would take an hour to cross a valley.
      newindian 23 feb
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    • If you needed ammo you don't deserve to be a spartan
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    • I liked watching the marines fight because it looked pretty cinematic and so awesome and every time one died I would mourn it
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    • Shit get this guy a weapon
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    • Nah man, load up the Marines and ODSTs with good weapons and you’ll have an army that smashes through Covenant forces.
      Crispux 23 feb
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    • Fuck
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    • He would never hurt SGT. Johnson
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    • When your doing the Sgt Johnson glitch to get Infinite Spartan Laser ammo
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    • That marine that always has the shotgun. I’ll trade you for a pistol
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    • Bold of you to assume Sergeant Johnson can die...
      Apriolo 23 feb
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    • Why would you waste a spartan laser shot on a marine?
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    • Why would you kill the marines. They're your friends
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    • Yah then you just get one shot by Johnson
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    • If you intentionally kill Johnson you're an asshole.
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    • Was I the only person that felt too bad to do that?
      Victus_ 23 feb
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    • Wouldn’t waste the Spartan laser on the marines, that’s why they get killed, because they have the fucking thing.
      IFuRyANI 25 feb
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    • Take a long look at Seargent Johnson there. Does he look like a 78 year old man? Well he *is*.
      Lifeless_ 24 feb
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    • True Spartans conserve the ammo they have.
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    • BRO DONT WASTE THE MARINES GIVE THEM ROCKETS AND SNIPERS AND SHIT THEY'RE SO GOOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT BRO WHAT THE FUCK
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    • I would never waste a spartan laser on them the would usually catch these hands
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    • Never really had ammo issues mainly due to the fact I mainly just melee and fire a few shots
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    • You can swap weapons instead of killing, for one, two how in the hell did you run out of ammo, and three just pickup some plasma pistols or something
      kyle221b 24 feb
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    • Who would waste a Spartan lazer on killing a marine 😂 fucking whack him
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    • I gave em better guns so they wouldnt die
      guy583838 23 feb
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    • Me: [kills marine for ammo]. My brother in-law: you know they give you ammo when you walk up to them right? Me:[killing three more] I’m letting them know they are expendable
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    • A real man kills the enemies for ammo.
      PsychoBob 23 feb
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    • I would fucking never how dare you even assume such a horrid thing
      AnthonyT3 23 feb
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    • Why would you do that just steal a gun from the covenant
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    • Who the fuck wastes a Splaser on a Marine for Ammo? You either beat the shit out of them or use a plasma grenade.
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    • Wait you get ammo from them I've just been doing it cause they are annoying and fun to shoot
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    • If I died in a video game I would drop half a pack of gum, 7 dollars, and a 3 year old condom.
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