Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
woes anyone else gets annoyea when your girlfriend keeps taking pictures of you?
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Dutch: I have a plan we just need
money
Arthur:
flipper_fire flipper_fire
8 may
Dutch: I have a plan we just need money Arthur:
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies*
People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
*Random vaguely famous Musician dies* People on the internet who previously hadn't heard about them-
No
I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
utter_siegedaddy utter_siegedaddy
11 jun
No I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Nobody
The weeknd:
Heller97 Heller97
7 jan 2021
Nobody The weeknd:
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft
His 64 dogs:
so you have chosen death.
greasymitts greasymitts
23 sep 2020
Me: Hit my friend in Minecraft His 64 dogs: so you have chosen death.
Parents: "First protein powder now creatine what's next?
Steroids?:
Me:
2stans 2stans
25d
Parents: "First protein powder now creatine what's next? Steroids?: Me:
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup