When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
no guy who looks this english could be elected president today
Formerly Known as ALT-immigrat...
George Washington if he lived in the present time
tombestig tombestig
11 may
no guy who looks this english could be elected president today Formerly Known as ALT-immigrat... George Washington if he lived in the present time
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
Rebels at the end of Rogue One:
We have to hold Vader!
Vader: How about you hold my
Lasair Lasair
28 sep 2020
Rebels at the end of Rogue One: We have to hold Vader! Vader: How about you hold my
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen)
SSS
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
5 apr
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen) SSS
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and
Boxers but your in a LAV 3...
Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
gatejumper gatejumper
10 nov 2020
When you pull up next Aussie Abrams and Boxers but your in a LAV 3... Oh my god, so... Yours is so big.
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
Have you seen Groot?
Wino?
funnydude1264 funnydude1264
12 sep 2020
Have you seen Groot? Wino?
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*