When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
lie,
feio
NA
IN
EN
PorkSword PorkSword
29 sep 2020
lie, feio NA IN EN
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even
you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
staples1724 staples1724
12 jan 2021
The commonly found "Me" (or "Mac") before an Irish name means "Son of", while the even you did it. you raz McBitch you did it
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
mills2 mills2
22 sep 2020
He had to contain his laugh so it wouldn't fall
A MAN DRESSED AS JOKER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN JAPAN
2ba3 2ba3
12 mar
A MAN DRESSED AS JOKER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN JAPAN
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money
Lubbock County Detention Center
Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To
Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
Clarysmh
15 mar
Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with the stolen money Lubbock County Detention Center Texas Man Who Used Car Dealer Loaner Car To Rob Bank Sentenced To Twenty Years In Prison Texas man borrowed BMW from a dealership, robbed a bank, then returned to buy the car with t...
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
SpareParts SpareParts
25 sep 2020
I just want someone to love me as much as this dog loves his brick.
Hey beauty! How are you?
She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want?
Hey handsome! How are you?
Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
NOPE75 NOPE75
16 nov 2020
Hey beauty! How are you? She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want? Hey handsome! How are you? Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER.
LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER.
UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO
LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
STONER THOUGHT OF THE DAY: EACH TIME YOU LIGHT YOUR LIGHTER. LIGHTER GETS LIGHTER. UN YOUR LIGHTER GETS SO LIGHT IT WONT LIGHT
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER
HOW SHE LooKeD
YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Carbon_Based_Lifeform Carbon_Based_Lifeform
21 dec 2020
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER HOW SHE LooKeD YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE
OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
TEXAS REMOVED STATEWIDE MASK MANDATE OKLAHOMA CAN'T REMOVE SOMETHING THEY NEVER HAD
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced.
When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said,
"If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Heroes_vamp Heroes_vamp
29 sep 2020
Costco food courts have sold the hot dog and soda combo for without changing its price since 1985 when it was first introduced. When the company president complained about losing money, CEO Jim Sinegal famously said, "If you raise the [price of the] effing hot dog, I will kill you."
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Beards make you hotter. This is science.
And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Useeeeernaaaame Useeeeernaaaame
7 oct 2020
Beards make you hotter. This is science. And mustaches make you creepier. That is also science.
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb
The_Meme_Guy1 The_Meme_Guy1
25 may
Dad telling me not to shake the chair when he's changing the light bulb