not show it
i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
kaylaliv15 kaylaliv15
18 jan 2021
not show it i've elf. completely im given up on im elt. im tired of acting to like im cry or even thoug h i want fo cry or
My husband bro and our cat loves
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
24 sep 2020
My husband bro and our cat loves
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
Silvi_bb Silvi_bb
22 sep 2020
© Based on: happycatfamily
HOW MY CAT SEES HIMSELF
Why are men like cars?
Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Why are men like cars? Because they pull out before they check to see if someone else is cumming
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Mom buying me something:
Mom buying herself something:
Superleftygamer Superleftygamer
26 sep 2020
Mom buying me something: Mom buying herself something:
"Sorry, I would help but..."
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
2 jun
"Sorry, I would help but..."
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Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
gi Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post - Here's another pick of my doge who I will pet as many times along with the cat depending on the likes on the other post 😔
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
Kitbull
$100
I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a
Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
Kitbull $100 I got a Kitbull for sale.. I mean it's a cat but it's built like a Pitbull anyways. Kitbull for sale. $100 Oboe...
Oh no, Xi Jinping lost his hair!
Can you help him find it?
Genjen Genjen
4 dec 2020
Oh no, Xi Jinping lost his hair! Can you help him find it?
me: *goes to a website for the first time*
kavsQ\
the website:
me: *goes to a website for the first time* kavsQ\ the website:
The smile of a father
DNA test
That doesn't need a DNA test
denisep denisep
3 jun
The smile of a father DNA test That doesn't need a DNA test
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....