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    • Im going to have to refer to my man Hawking over here who threw a time traveler party. He surmised that if we ever invented time travel someone would come. Obviously no one came, so either we never invent time travel or future humans feel that we should not be communicated with.
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    • My astronomy teacher told me if you go a fraction the speed of light in orbit around the earth for 25 hours (or minutes or seconds i cant remember which) , when you stop you'll be 25 years in the future since going that fast bends spacetime around you so that time actually goes faster for you
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    • If there were time travelers we wouldn’t know because telling us could screw up the timeline
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    • Time Travel is real. They use it to go into the past and put chemicals in the water that turn the freakin frogs gay!
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    • Or because we’re the first run through and the future doesn’t exist yet. Ever thought of that, asshole?
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    • If time travel will ever exist, it already exists
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    • This moment time travel is invented is the same moment it’s destroyed. People gone be people nah mean
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    • Time travel isn’t possible on any level besides subatomic and even then it’s only theoretical. And then there’s things like the grandfather paradox that can only be solved with something like being kicked out the main time stream
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    • Time is just the perceived progression of existence. It means nothing.
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    • Im a hundred percent sure thats a fucking picture of me as a kid
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    • What if we’re the main timeline and we have to discover time travel and become the time travelers we expect to see
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    • Time travel can never exist because of the infinite timeline, eventually one person will go back and do something so it's not invented. So it can really never be created.
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    • Time travel to the past is theoretically impossible
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    • Going back in time would never work if you changed anything because that would prevent the situation that made you go back in time from happening in the first place which means you never went back in time to stop it
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    • Or..we only found a way to time travel forward?
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    • The covid 19 death estimates were over exaggerated check CDC.
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    • Explain the Simpsons then
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    • Looks like my son
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    • No this just isn't important
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    • Shut the fuck up, no we're not
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    • Or that they understand the rules of time travel
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    • Maybe I just don’t feel like it
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    • please shut the fuck up
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    • We're not dying anytime soon. That ain't happening for another 30 years
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    • Or time travel just isnt real
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    • Or multiverse theory and we are in the main timeline
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    • Or, perhaps, time travel is practically impossible. Sure, you could theoretically utilize the literal reality warping properties of a black hole to rewind the universe, but there's no possible way to survive the spaghettification effects that come into play when approaching the event horizon.
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    • If time travel backwards is possible, everything that happened in the past that you try to change will have caused it to happen in the first place. creating a sort of paradox, which is pretty wild.
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    • Or maybe the time traveling is too dangerous that it can fuck up the timeline
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    • Multiverse theory. And no one has time travelled to our timeline in recent memory. The timeline God abandoned
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    • There’s no such thing as time. How can you travel to something that doesn’t exist
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    • Time is linear, but time travelers branch off and create a new line. They have to deal with the results and can never return to their original time.
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    • Or they would fuck up the future if they came back and did anything
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    • I was about to point out Steven Hawking's party where he invited time travelers and none showed up, thus allegedly disproving time travel, then realized that actually kinda makes this post all the more valid
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    • Time travel to the past isn't possible, you can only go the direction that time goes, but you can do it at different speeds. Thanks Einstein!
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    • If I was a time traveler I'd travel back in time to release a plague so that I could profit from it
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    • If no one comes back to stop me, how bad of a decision can it be?
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    • If the Germans would've won WW2, we would be able to time travel right now.
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    • Or that time doesn't exist, only appears to exist when inside of the universe. Ghosts and deja vu is you slightly becoming aware that you are essentially existing alongside of other moments in the past or future.
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    • There's several problems with that. Paradoxs and what not are possible with time travel. If they come back the might risk catching diseases that haven't been around for a long time and they could give us diseases that would wipe out the human race. And maybe they don't wanna mess up history.
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    • Maybe the time traveler from the future is what started the virus
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    • Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Avengers Endgame broke its own unique time travel rules about multiverses and timelines?
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    • When u realize Einstein proved time travel is impossible and even if it wasn’t, anyone who went to the past would surely destroy the space-time continuum
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    • We will never know
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    • What if we got this virus from a time traveler? It would explain why no one has an antibody for it because its only a common disease in that persons time.
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    • Or it could be because of the paradox that if you go back in time to do something you wouldn’t have to go back to do it so you wouldn’t go back in the first place
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    • Aliens are just hyper-evolved humans from way into the future that come back to study their roots
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    • Growing up is realizing that time travel and fantastic adventures will never happen.
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    • You can only physically travel forward in time. We've already done this. However it was only fractions of seconds
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    • Traveling to a point In time marked with a global pandemic probably not suggested
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    • We wouldn’t know
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    • Or maybe all of the people who could of possibly made it died off and now it’s just us idiots left
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    • Time police, that's why VERY few ever speak out. Although if you do you are either considered a lier or even if you are telling the truth you gave to immediately go into deep hiding. Plus the problem is if you say too much you can cause a paradox thus making you really sound like a lier
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    • When/if we invent time travel, don’t y’all think we’ll also make it illegal to travel to back in time?
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    • But there are travelers from a different timeline which is created with every decision we make, making life have different outcomes, which unfortunately we cant experience..
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    • or because we are the main space time continuum so we are the ones who have to evolve and go back
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    • I hate how that's a very good possibility that awaits us in the possible non-existent future
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    • Time travel can't exist if humanity ends before it's created
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    • Oh yeah
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    • That or time travel is impossible. Which it is.
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    • Or maybe it's because going back in time is impossible?
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    • Time dilation
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    • Wait what...the fuck? That's fucking me, this must've been when I was like 7, I'm 17 right now how the hell is this picture here???
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    • Travelers on Netflix
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    • What if you can only travel as far back as your birth and when you do, you become that old again but retain memories. You lose the ability to time travel forward because the technology doesn't exist yet. Maybe this is how the super rich or super powerful became that way...they kept starting over
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    • According to Einstein it is theoretically possible to travel into the future but completely impossible to travel back in time
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    • Travel fast enough and it is possible
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    • Time travel would be beyond complicated and also immeasurably impossible unless done from a ufo where you are just trying to fuck with something from the past that ruined your present
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    • I hope i fucking die rid the world of my cancerous ass
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    • Fuck God
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    • Or because its absolutely impossible to go back in time... all you can do is change the speed at which you experience time relative to other places.
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    • Or because whenever someone goes back it creates a new timeline that’s different whilst leaving the first main one as is.
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    • I didn’t come here for an existential nightmare
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    • Time travel is the worst idea anyone has ever had and it’s not being used probably because they smartly destroyed any chance of it being created to avoid screwing with the timeline
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    • Here we go bois
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    • or they just fucken with us and think it’s funn
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    • Or because time travel will never exist
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    • Bbbrroo that little kid in red looks exactly like me when i was little
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    • I always had the theory that the reason there isnt time travel is because were the first timeline and the future that people think of doesnt exist yet until we get there
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    • If there’s is no time travelers that means we are in a safe timeline and we are in the right path
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    • If you could go back 60 years and see how laughably stupid the average person was, it would be trivial for you outwit them. That's how it would be for time travelers they are smarter then you hands down.
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    • A few percent death rate is shit, and I don't want it to move forward unimpeded, but it's certainly not going to cause human extinction.
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    • What if time travelers already intervened and that's why our world is the way it is today 🤔
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    • Or because we don’t need help and we’ll be fine
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    • Or time might NOT be linear exactly, but more like layered and because you go back in time things you were thrown into another layer but never your own original strand
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    • Can we just look at the fact that the kod in thw red looks like his gonna take a bit of his shoulder
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    • I still wanna believe the conspiracy that there was gonna be a worse virus outbreak, but future time travelers came back and brought covid-19 to make us stay indoors to stop the spread of something worse.
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    • I’ve given up on humanity, ppl r just to stupid
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    • My favorite is buolding a time machine, but you are not fully here. Or in other words, you would appear to be a ghost. Almost no way to interfere with the timeline, would allow time travellers to be here basically all time, and allows recording of past events without allowing othrrs to see future.
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    • Or maybe. Time traveling just isn’t at all possible.
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    • People probably don’t want to come back to now because we are shitbags
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    • I hate time it’s so confusing especially when you go into space and black holes and all of that
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    • The future and past are both byproducts of the concept of time. If everything in the universe had a fixed state and position, then time would’ve never been perceived, whether or not time as we know it was still progressing. Time is simply a measurement
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    • Fuck it. As long as I can get some damn sleep.
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    • Or maybe erything gon be okay?
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    • Or there isn't a future because it doesn't exist yet, although that doesn't seem right now that I think about it because we technically are the future for dinosaurs.
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    • In my opinion, looking at what we know about time and physics. Its impossible to go backwards. BUT its becoming increasingly popular opinion that you can travel forward, via wormhole or anomalies where time is distorted
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    • Fuck multiverse theory
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    • What if there are future time travelers here and we have no idea
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    • Unless we are the first reality of time itself therefore we have no future only the present, think about it. It has to start from somewhere in our timeline and we are in it
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    • Have y’all ever heard of multiverse theory lol
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