When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
Meth Meth
7 dec 2020
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
its_me2 its_me2
5 mar
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child?
Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
camsuar98 camsuar98
23 sep 2020
He's hiding the indoor swings and I'M the child? Why does he have so many collars? Secret dogs.
WLMSH
25 sep 2020
© Based on: arbiter_carter
THE IN TO ATLANTIS IS NIGH BROTHERS WE WILL LEAVE Th WORLD BEHIND AND AA GO HOME
When you're having sex and your head keeps slamming into the wall so he puts a pillow up to help you
When you're having sex and your head keeps slamming into the wall so he puts a pillow up to help you
Always remember, you're not ugly.
You're just broke.
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
Always remember, you're not ugly. You're just broke.
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami
Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
Aitaxb Aitaxb
22 sep 2020
Cats Can Have Somuch Salami Cats are expert hunters and have a keen sense of smell, especially in the case of meat. Your cat should be just fine with a hundred pieces of salami as a feast 2017
"2020 has been hard on all of us"
Taylor Swift
zerosober zerosober
14 oct 2020
"2020 has been hard on all of us" Taylor Swift
nobody:
serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
princesschaos princesschaos
1 may
nobody: serial killers when they write a riddle to the police:
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
OfficialMatt OfficialMatt
28 sep 2020
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature
Potatoes:
Vegetables: We need to be stored in special conditions; with ideal humidity and temperature Potatoes:
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
paranoid schizophrenic s found a pattern in the numbers
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT ?
itsyaboiskinnyp98 itsyaboiskinnyp98
27 oct 2020
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT ?
When your job is to drop pin on
Google Maps
When your job is to drop pin on Google Maps
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood