When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
Meth Meth
7 dec 2020
When you're wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
doctor: you have three days to live me: doctor:
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold!
Me: But I wanna save my g-
Tutorial:
aid we upgrading today
TrixieColette TrixieColette
8 mar
Tutorial: You can upgrade your gear with gold! Me: But I wanna save my g- Tutorial: aid we upgrading today
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
bunjywunjy Follow
anonymous asked: @
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:)
bunjywunjy answered:
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
by faboo978 Follow
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
OffensiveMemez OffensiveMemez
17 sep 2020
bunjywunjy Follow anonymous asked: @ Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:) bunjywunjy answered: unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth. by faboo978 Follow Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race."
Bob harley
VaderFTP VaderFTP
25 mar
"The day you stop racing, is the day you win the race." Bob harley
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Catholic_Ancap Catholic_Ancap
21 oct 2020
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
ThePrincess ThePrincess
22 mar
When you're confused as hell in class and want to ask the teacher a question but you don't even know what you don't even know
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Valyrison Valyrison
25 sep 2020
When the waitress who said they'll be right back with your sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life
Xinity Xinity
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dogshowdown
Meet my Uncle's dog. He likes to spend his evening playing the piano and singing
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
CrimsonSix CrimsonSix
25 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
justshitsandgiggle justshitsandgiggle
26 sep 2020
© Based on: briskydogs
He was like:" Are you coming or what?!' TikTok @puppyontiktok
Fornum Fornum
20 sep 2020
Me driving home after waiting at a home depot for 6 hours when i realize the meme page meetup was a joke:
Th
we
~ and this
CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
Th we ~ and this CAN VOU PLEASE STOP VELLING AT RE STARTING TO STRESS. ME OUT
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet